My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
I would like to go camping with t0ne. Great fireside stories, and I can't think of anyone who would have better wilderness survival skills given all of his preparation.
My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
hahhaha zeus is back
also, I think that Squeezer should officially have to come to the east coast and blunt ride with me for UW losing to Purdue. Thanks for guaranteeing us an Elite Eight spot.
Originally posted by Jeenyuss
sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.
ZeUs!!, in case you come back and read this thread: I remember you always talking about how you were a lazy bastard in uni and did things last minute/bare minimum pass. This leads me to this question: Did you do what I have done and leave your dissertation until the last minute? I need to do 8,000 words minimum and am currently on 5,500 words. Is it possible to do it to an acceptable standard by 31st?
Much love, hope the real world is treating you well.
I would like to go camping with t0ne. Great fireside stories, and I can't think of anyone who would have better wilderness survival skills given all of his preparation.
Yes, the wilderness of his mother's basement in Chicago is quite harsh.
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