My cat is Laundry

[Pummel]

So...I realized today that my cat (Rupert), after being outside for an extended period of time, smells exactly like freshly cleaned laundry. If we apply this concept to simple math, we can effectively say that...
(Smell of clean Rupert=Smell of clean Laundry). If we divide both sides by smell of clean, we get Rupert=Laundry. From this, we can draw the conclusion that if my cat goes outside, he will turn into laundry. What people should come away from this note with is not that they can turn their cats into laundry. What they should come away with is that smelling your cat every day is necessary to uncover some of the greater mysteries of this world we live in today.

[Fluffz]

What is clean does not smell, you divided trough zero.

[Miami.]

[Xog]

haha, fucked up but GOD DAMN thats funny. i dont care if i've seen it before, it's fucking funny. But so WRONG. WHO WOULD DO THAT

[H.M.S. Stargazer]

Evil

[D1st0rt]

geez as long as you dont turn it on its not like the cat gets hurt

[Miami.]

geez as long as you dont turn it on its not like the cat gets hurt

yeah... whoever took the pic must have already took the blades out the blender anyways.

[H.M.S. Stargazer]

yeah... whoever took the pic must have already took the blades out the blender anyways.

Your kitchen?

Or are you just a crazy cat lady?

[Miami.]

my bedroom, actually

[H.M.S. Stargazer]

my bedroom, actually

crazy cat lady. good to know.

[Mr. Peanuts]

But so WRONG. WHO WOULD DO THAT

I like how your gay side appears after the raging alpha-male side.

[DankNuggets]

i find that the little bounce sheets you put in the dryer acts like catnip. the cats pick it up and carry it away to a corner, where they proceed to shoot up and role around in ecstacy for about 15 mins before they need another fix