What is this 'Fail' bullshit

[Liquid Blue]

also, everyone in america needs to try circus boy

number 9 is good too

actually I like most magic hat shit

[Pearl Jam]

Underage Pearl Jam was the master of slamming Bud Light bottles at bars. That is verified fact.

This resulted in underage Pearl Jam becoming a master of time travel, since entire 4 to 6 hour blocks would simply vanish into thin air.

[Pearl Jam]

fuck lemons, they don't belong in beer.

YES to lime (particulary in corona, dos equis lager, and rolling rock [i don't but plenty do])

YES to orange (blue moon, franziskanner, hoegarden)

a lemon wedge has no place in a beer. ice tea liquor drinks and lemon drops. nowhere else that i can think of now.

blue moon with an orange is tasty but i can never have more than 1 or 2

i can only think of one application for a lemon wedge - boulevard wheat. i don't know how available it is outside of the midwest (its brewed here so pretty much every bar here has it).

also, i agree with what cops said earlier about corona...not having a lime in it makes it seem naked.

[PaulOakenfold]

You sound like you were a lot of fun in College.

[Fit of Rage]

I refuse to drink any beer that even comes in a can. Stuff I do like:

Blue Moon
Fat Tire
Sierra Nevada Pale Ale
Pete's Wicked Ale
Widmer Hefeweizen

[paradise!]

in high school i drank shitty OE and Schlitz, nothing like getting beer shits for the first time on shlitz, that shit should be illegal. who da fuck wants to drink malt liquor? Unless you're 16 or a homeless you don't drink motor grease, you're probably better off huffing gas, inhaling glue, snorting light fluid. all of which seems like a better idea than getting crunk on malt fuckin liquor. not really, but who the fucks shops for 40s with more than five dollar bills in their pocket. Even though American beer is slightly better than the stuff homeless people drink on the block it still has the taste of mouth wash, piss, hooker spit, and stale water.

all the homies be hating when I ask the pretty lady for a lime, but fuck em, you ever turned down a threesome for a twosome? nah, if you're gonna bag a bar slut why not bag her slighly less ugly friend, might as well go home a fucking hero. i never roll out of the corona before i've cued into where da limes at.

she ain't got no limes? her ass is doing some walking. sounds harsh? not fuckin even. harsh is what i do to the bitch who brings me a lemon when i ask for a lime.

dats staff material right there. cue in the pink slip bitches.

p.s. fuck you in the asshole genocidal

[PaulOakenfold]

change the title to Bros Being Bros


change my name to WICKETFAN101

[Vehicle]

9 dollars a pitcher is a deal? Ouch.

Sadly in Boston it is. A pint of Miller averages like 6 bucks.

Edit: And Magic Hat is fucking delicious but if your anywhere in New England get Harpoon. Their IPA and their Heffenweizen is fucking delicious.

[PaulOakenfold]

also, everyone in america needs to try circus boy

Magic Hat is another east coast thing though, but you're less likely to run into than Yuengling. America has a great amount of fine micro-breweries, rivaling those that I've had in Europe, that Europe will never see. On the other hand, we get a lot of Euro beers, so it's easy for them to shit on us for Budweiser and Coors or what have you.

[DoTheFandango]

also, everyone in america needs to try circus boy

[PaulOakenfold]

red meat is bad for the taste of your semen


please your lady


take my easy steps

[DankNuggets]

i eat a lot of pussy

you do the math

(had to go there)

[PaulOakenfold]

i eat a lot of pineapple and not a lot of asparagus

[Liquid Blue]

i like my alcohol like i like my men, strong, thick, and leaves that disgusting taste at the back of my throat

post of the month

[genocidal]

lolcoptor @ paulo's failcakes of a thred

this is SPARTA,,,,ff

:fear: B)