What is this 'Fail' bullshit

[DankNuggets]

fuck lemons, they don't belong in beer.

YES to lime (particulary in corona, dos equis lager, and rolling rock [i don't but plenty do])

YES to orange (blue moon, franziskanner, hoegarden)

a lemon wedge has no place in a beer. ice tea liquor drinks and lemon drops. nowhere else that i can think of now.


Budwieser is great if you're planning on downing the entire 12pk. I can't bring myself to drink 12 dark beers... i think i'd be puking and shitting all morning long. now 12 bud lights... better warm the engine up for a midnight beer run.

btw, icehouse has more bang for your buck. and have you had Sam Adams on tap? it's pretty good (and they have 32 flavors... eat it baskin robbins). most bars down here (in the south) are college bars and redneck bars... so they don't have a lot of selection (we don't like no beer snobs here). They might have a few imports (always corona, maybe bass) but it's covered in dust and a few months old.

pretty much all i drink at home is microbrew beers now, because i like the taste of beer now. however, if it's 99 F outside and i'm eating a hot dog, i'm gonna reach for a good ol' 'merican brew. the lighter and colder the better.

oh yeah and their cheap so people who don't care about the beer, just about getting drunk, drink them. (re: bars).

[sonlox]

i like my alcohol like i like my men, strong, thick, and leaves that disgusting taste at the back of my throat

WTF ... wait... WTF

[Cops]

i like my alcohol like i like my men, strong, thick, and leaves that disgusting taste at the back of my throat

[PaulOakenfold]

Now that's what I'm Tolkien about.

[Bioture]

just drink

git er done

[PaulOakenfold]

just drink

All your beers suck, Belgian beer rules.

[Soilderz]

iafl

[PaulOakenfold]

If you were real men, you wouldn't be fighting over beer taste.

Faggots.

[genocidal]

Foster's is fucking gross (and yes it's sold in America). I only get Foster's when I'm coming out of the depths of a good binge and Steel Reserve seems too extreme.

[Mr. Peanuts]

I've always drank Foster's. Don't think you can get it outside Britain, it's meant to be an Australian beer but I don't think it is. Quite a yeasty, sweet beer.

Budweiser tastes like shit. I've had Coors light a few times. Watery but quite fresh. It's good for daytime drinking. I don't dig Corona and lime but if someone buys me one I'm not gonna say no.

[Liquid Blue]

mickey's malt liquor is good shit >>

[genocidal]

Obviously you haven't been to 9 dollar PBR pitcher nights? Places actually do serve that shit on tap.

9 dollars a pitcher is a deal? Ouch.

[Cops]

its all just what you grew up around

americans are used to drinking more "watered-down" beers. i used to drink a lot of the beers on your hate-list in college mainly because A. they were cheap and B. you could drink way too many without feeling like you ate a 5-course meal. are they nice, taste-heavy beers that i prefer nowadays? hellzno! (<-- whatup broseph?) in fact, i can barely drink more than 3 bud lights/miller lites/whatever in one sitting unless i'm mad hammered.

hell, now that i think about it, in high school i drank beer that would make those generic american beers taste like sweet butterscotch snatch dipped in chocolate snatch-frosting (natural light, the beast, pabst muthafuckin blue ribbon). gross.

oh, and molson sucks giant caribou phallus. BE'LEE DAT

moosehead is alright

edit: how is corona with a lime a "bitch drink"? grape smirnoff ice is a bitch drink. cosmos are a bitch drink. sex on the beach shots are a bitch...uhh...shot drink. but adding a lemon/lime/orange to your beer makes you a screaming vag-monster? f that s. that shit drops the panties, you can ask your mammy. one love. big up brooklyn. i'm out.

in high school i drank shitty OE and Schlitz, nothing like getting beer shits for the first time on shlitz, that shit should be illegal. who da fuck wants to drink malt liquor? Unless you're 16 or a homeless you don't drink motor grease, you're probably better off huffing gas, inhaling glue, snorting light fluid. all of which seems like a better idea than getting crunk on malt fuckin liquor. not really, but who the fucks shops for 40s with more than five dollar bills in their pocket. Even though American beer is slightly better than the stuff homeless people drink on the block it still has the taste of mouth wash, piss, hooker spit, and stale water.

all the homies be hating when I ask the pretty lady for a lime, but fuck em, you ever turned down a threesome for a twosome? nah, if you're gonna bag a bar slut why not bag her slighly less ugly friend, might as well go home a fucking hero. i never roll out of the corona before i've cued into where da limes at.

she ain't got no limes? her ass is doing some walking. sounds harsh? not fuckin even. harsh is what i do to the bitch who brings me a lemon when i ask for a lime.

dats staff material right there. cue in the pink slip bitches.

[Vehicle]

hell, now that i think about it, in high school i drank beer that would make those generic american beers taste like sweet butterscotch snatch dipped in chocolate snatch-frosting (natural light, the beast, pabst muthafuckin blue ribbon). gross.

Obviously you haven't been to 9 dollar PBR pitcher nights? Places actually do serve that shit on tap.