What is this 'Fail' bullshit

[Liquid Blue]

bud light is good if you want cheap beer, perfect if you're at a pub/bar joining some friends to watch a game

kolsch (polish beer) is awesome, I'm pretty sure this is probably like the 10th time I've mentioned it

[ConcreteSchlyrd]

Underage Pearl Jam was the master of slamming Bud Light bottles at bars. That is verified fact.

[Pearl Jam]

i fail at staying on thread topics

epic fail

yuengling is an east coast thing, i've only ever seen it or had it there

[PaulOakenfold]

When I attended Lehigh as a lad we were provided with cheap yuengling and yuengling light B)

[Troll King]

But, without the Fail meme, how else can we aptly describe Xog's "Cure for death?" thread?

[Pearl Jam]

its all just what you grew up around

americans are used to drinking more "watered-down" beers. i used to drink a lot of the beers on your hate-list in college mainly because A. they were cheap and B. you could drink way too many without feeling like you ate a 5-course meal. are they nice, taste-heavy beers that i prefer nowadays? hellzno! (<-- whatup broseph?) in fact, i can barely drink more than 3 bud lights/miller lites/whatever in one sitting unless i'm mad hammered.

hell, now that i think about it, in high school i drank beer that would make those generic american beers taste like sweet butterscotch snatch dipped in chocolate snatch-frosting (natural light, the beast, pabst muthafuckin blue ribbon). gross.

oh, and molson sucks giant caribou phallus. BE'LEE DAT

moosehead is alright

edit: how is corona with a lime a "bitch drink"? grape smirnoff ice is a bitch drink. cosmos are a bitch drink. sex on the beach shots are a bitch...uhh...shot drink. but adding a lemon/lime/orange to your beer makes you a screaming vag-monster? f that s. that shit drops the panties, you can ask your mammy. one love. big up brooklyn. i'm out.

[Cops]

I love how people try to be edgy and hate on Bud Light like its the cool thing to do. If somebody handed you a Bud Light would you drink it? Fuck yeah, you would. Don't let that black nail polish mess up the keys on your MacBook Air, though.

I've been handed a bud light and did not drink it, it tastes like grainy piss water. I also refuse to drink stella, that shit is just a disgusting.

Budweiser Select
Budweiser
Bud Light
Miller Lite
Coors Light
Blue Ribbon
Miller Genuine Draft
Old Milwaukee
Heinken (The imported shit I keep seeing my friend drink, fucking awful)
Stella Ass Artois (man, you gotta like the taste of cold piss to enjoy this)

All are revolting in their own way. I don't care how edgy it is to hate on Bud Light, there's good reason to hate on that shit. I like drinking Draught Beer which means when I'm in American I'm more or less screwed (I was down south less than two weeks ago). I always get stuck drinking bottles of Corona with a lime. I don't care how much of a bitch drink it is, it might not be my first, second, or even fifth choice but at least it's drinkable.


Feel free to bitch about the beer I drink

Kokanee - Canadian, moderate and enjoyable
Brahma - Brazilian, Expensive but smooth
Moosehead - Proudly Canadian, Moderate in price
Alexander Keiths - Proudly Canadian, Moderate in price
Dos Equis - Expensive, but an enjoyable beer
Smithwicks - Strong Irish Beer, Expensive
Molson Canadian - Not my ideal beer but on tap it's alright, doesn't hurt the wallet either

[PaulOakenfold]

because the something awful forums are such a normal place, amirite?

GBS and BYOB sucks, that's about it... and TCC I guess

[PUNK rock]

I love how people try to be edgy and hate on Bud Light like its the cool thing to do. If somebody handed you a Bud Light would you drink it? Fuck yeah, you would. Don't let that black nail polish mess up the keys on your MacBook Air, though.

Bud Light in aluminum cans leave a bad aftertaste imo :turned:

[D1st0rt]

I love how people try to be edgy and hate on Bud Light like its the cool thing to do. If somebody handed you a Bud Light would you drink it? Fuck yeah, you would. Don't let that black nail polish mess up the keys on your MacBook Air, though.

Look this

before


I KILL IT

[PH]

banished for being straight up weird

because the something awful forums are such a normal place, amirite?

[gran guerrero]

double fail, he is drinking budlight out of a can while the people he watches drinks heineken.

imported heineken sucks, it's better in Europe

I'd rather go with the bud light instead, but obviously it's not helping the man's cause in this picture, nor mine by associating with him

[Heroin Bob]

it's not complete fail, he's got a beer in his hand

or is it pepsi, I can't tell

double fail, he is drinking budlight out of a can while the people he watches drinks heineken.

[PaulOakenfold]

"meme" is way worse

It's been around since I've joined SomethingAwful, whether it was popular or not (see All Your Base, It's a trap, and all the old popular phrases). Unfortunately we also spawned the poster moot back in 2002, and when he was finally banished for being straight up weird, he made 4chan.