Bleh

[Kolar]

[Xog]

*unsheathes sword*

[Nockm]

Aww the shark looks happy! It's so cute :3

[H.M.S. Stargazer]

ROFL! Im sending this to all my emo catholic friends!

[Facetious]

is that the 7-up cool spot

[Soup du Jour]

Love your religious friend? Want to see them get into heaven?
All you have to do is murder them and they're on the fast track to eternal salvation.

Worried about going to jail?
Just get as many women pregnant and insure they all get abortions. Each unborn fetus that gets sent to heaven will make you feel like a better person.