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  • #16
    you bartending somewhere in arlington/dc? let me get some free drinks, shit
    5:gen> man
    5:gen> i didn't know shade's child fucked bluednady

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    • #17
      one time i drank so much grain alcohol + oj I blacked out, was found in the snow, brought home and shit my pants.
      Originally posted by Jeenyuss
      sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Facetious View Post
        you bartending somewhere in arlington/dc? let me get some free drinks, shit
        neither, thanks for playing~

        everyone that finds out I'm bartending just wants free drinks

        let me go to your job and boost free shit from you~

        :wub:
        My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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        • #19
          facetious works at general mills packaging cereal so all you'd get are some lucky charms or some shit
          Originally posted by turmio
          jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
          Originally posted by grand
          I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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          • #20
            sign me up
            USA WORLD CHAMPS

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