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you bartending somewhere in arlington/dc? let me get some free drinks, shit
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one time i drank so much grain alcohol + oj I blacked out, was found in the snow, brought home and shit my pants.Originally posted by JeenyussComment
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neither, thanks for playing~Originally posted by Facetious View Post
everyone that finds out I'm bartending just wants free drinks
let me go to your job and boost free shit from you~
:wub:My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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facetious works at general mills packaging cereal so all you'd get are some lucky charms or some shitOriginally posted by turmioOriginally posted by grandComment
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sign me upUSA WORLD CHAMPSComment
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