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  • #16
    Originally posted by Galleleo View Post
    once a week all week?

    this made me laugh

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    • #17
      so is it gay if you're railing your girlfriends ass, thinking about a guy

      or maybe the guy's buttcheeks

      i'm just sayin :fear:
      My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by PaulOakenfold View Post
        come back to me when a large throbbing cock has rubbed against your prostate for 3 whole hours
        LOL

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Liquid Blue View Post
          so is it gay if you're railing your girlfriends ass, thinking about a guy

          or maybe the guy's buttcheeks

          i'm just sayin :fear:
          depends on if the buttcheeks were hairy or not....
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          Originally posted by kthx
          Umm.. Alexander the Great was the leader of the Roman empire, not the Greek empire guy.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by PaulOakenfold View Post
            come back to me when a large throbbing cock has rubbed against your prostate for 3 whole hours
            o i did but u didnt came on my back
            Originally posted by Tone
            Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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            • #21
              We have the choice between like, fun for both anal sex and degrading, I'm literally holding your face into a pillow because I hate you so much, anal sex....


              right?
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              Originally posted by Richard Creager
              All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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              • #22
                no, they are pretty much the same thing.
                Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by DoTheFandango View Post
                  no, they are pretty much the same thing.
                  only if you make the receiver suck it afterwards. Usually if you both enjoyed it you'd have the courtesy to go wash it off first.
                  There once was a man from Nantucket.

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                  • #24
                    if you dont love the taste of asshole your literally a gay

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                    • #25
                      Literally

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by PaulOakenfold View Post
                        come back to me when a large throbbing cock has rubbed against your prostate for 3 whole hours
                        So you are a married alcoholic who is trying to adopt a kid from a second-world country, AND you like dick in your ass?
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                        • #27
                          The term Second-World country isn't used anymore. Get with the times bub.

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                          • #28
                            http://www.nationsonline.org/oneworld/second_world.htm
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                            • #29
                              I lived in the 80s. Pretty sure that kind of term was ruled out by the early 90s by mainstream America. I mean, if you're some kind of PHD World Economist, then by all means, I'd love to see your thesis on this. Seriously though, it's like my dad describing a porno: "Some slant-eyed prostitute, gives sideways felatio to an average American dick (which is bigger than those from Oriental countries)."

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                              • #30
                                little too early to be drinking isnt it?
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