Something to do

[getting pwned]

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Stranger: zoink
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello!
You: Hi.
Stranger: u from?
You: My house
Stranger: cool
Stranger: where are your house right now?
You: Where I left it..
You: Where else would it be?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Nockm]

Stranger: hello
You: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi!
Stranger: I said
You: (o_O)
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<><---------------------------------------
You: OMG
You: ---------------------------------------<><-------------------------------------------------------------------
Stranger: sucks
You: It's getting closer... WTF
Stranger: yeap
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[gran guerrero]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Have you discovered the Book of Mormon?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Stormwick]

all i get is brazillians

[Scurvy]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: like cock?
Stranger: what?
You: wow
Stranger: who said that

[Kim]

Wait until one of you two get each other in a chat room, I'd like to see that log.

[Squeezer]

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: do u collect comics?
Stranger: how are you doing today?
Stranger: actually, i do
You: pretty shitty actually
You: no way
You: what's your fave series?
Stranger: well i have a lot lol
Stranger: i really like the series old man logan
Stranger: and the stand series that just started
You: oh shit
You: i need to get on that
Stranger: they are really good reads
You: i forgot the stand started
Stranger: old man logan especially
Stranger: dude, it started a long time ago
Stranger: lol
You: lol wut?
You: so wait
Stranger: the stand started a long time ago
Stranger: like two months ago
You: i caught my brother jerking it to one of my y the last man comics
You: like an hour ago
You: which is why my day is shitty
Stranger: that is kind of creepy
You: hes only 14 so im not that freaked out
You: but still
Stranger: yeah its not like its even one of the more revealing comics lol
You: at least he wasn't like...you know finishing or anything
You: that's why im shitty
You: its a comic full of dudes
You: or a dude rather
Stranger: yeah, that would kind of raise some alarms
You: i guess he could have been checking out all the women, but most the pics are of y
You: so....
You: should i talk to him about it?
Stranger: i dont know, you know your brother better than i do lol
You: yeah
Stranger: i guess you could ask him if he has questions?
You: im probably gonna get drunk instead
Stranger: i dont really know
Stranger: that is always sound advice
Stranger: getting drunk ftw
You: and tonight, whlile he sleeps, I'll beat him to death for being the gay little douche that he is
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Kahlan]

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Stranger: hi
You: Have you discovered the Book of Mormon?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LOL I'll let the mormon community know that this is the best source for missionary work.

[Xog]

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[Adman]

Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: you like music?
You: i like music
You: do you?
Stranger: yeah of course
Stranger: listening to anything?
You: i listen to lots of country
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[apt]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hiiii
You: hi
You: hi
Stranger: where you from?
You: korea
You: u?
Stranger: ?
You: what confused u
You: want to me to start over?
Stranger: www.myspace.com/bandamandala

Stranger: kisses
You: is that porn
Stranger: yes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[gran guerrero]

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: quero sexo
You: hola come estas
You: chupa me pinga?
Stranger: hola
Stranger: sim
You: puta
Stranger: ahsehusaheashuehuase
You: maricone
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


what does sim mean?

[T3l Ca7]

No one there seems to believe I was a 22 yo green eyed blonde from California, who's 5'6, 138 pounds with cup size of 36D.

They were either convinced I was some 45 yo guy from Kansas or said 'sure' and told me to get younger and lose weight.

They need to trust people more!

:fear:

[T3l Ca7]

Phew this site is so cool, I am trying out all my alter egos and see which one is more annoying. Apparently no one believed I was either a witch or a literate cat. :fear:

I almost got people to believe I was a retarded 19 yo from Kansas though ...

[Singularity]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: quero sexo
You: hola come estas
You: chupa me pinga?
Stranger: hola
Stranger: sim
You: puta
Stranger: ahsehusaheashuehuase
You: maricone
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


what does sim mean?

Yes in portugese, most likely you are the first to encounter another TWer on site!