1:megaman89> great
1:megaman89> made my gf emo
1:requiem> LOL
1:Ri$e Again$t> /wrists
1:megaman89> not gna buy me food for a week now
1:megaman89> jesus fuk
1:Chief Utsav> this is me
1:Chief Utsav> caring
1:megaman89> gna starve
1:Cig Smoke> what u noobs talkin bout
1:Sauro> its an a b conversation cig smoke
1:Cig Smoke> and im about to (C) ur way outa here
1:grandmastahs> LOLOL
1:Best> lol why is everyone mad that roiwerk got a big dick stickin out his underwear, it's really attractive :P
3:Best> lol someone is going to sig that
3:Best> see it coming
3:Best> sad
Don't get me wrong, I love cadburry eggs, but Easter has a greater meaning than that. Read up!
Ever wonder where we get the Easter Bunny motif?
The Catholic Church has kept the secret of St. Peter for thousands of years.
Jesus knew that no one man could speak for his church so he put one of his disciples (St. Peter AKA Peter Rabbit) in charge of it. Those who had control over the church thought it to be a blasphemy, a rabbit being pope? So they buried the truth and put a man in charge. The Hare Club for Men also knows of this and are charged with revealing the truth when the time is right and continuing St. Peter's linage through a rabbit know as Snowball. One day the truth will come out and Snowball will take what is rightfully his!
So that's it, we paint easter eggs and eat chocolate eggs because Peter was a Rabbit.
they distorted the history ... you people got all confused.
You see, Jesus was a rabbit, Mary Magdalene was the egg. Jesus the rabbit was caught and stewed ... but not eaten for three days, while as Mary was caught too, she was then peeled and devoted by the barbarian.
Then on Easter Monday, the rabbit from the stew rose from the dead and said to the barbarian 'thou shall not have me, but I shall give thee something to digest so thou shall not perish'.
So in the pan, instead of brown rabbit, there were chocolate rabbit in the chocolate sauce.
But really, nobody cares about the chocolate rabbit, the barbarians just wanted to taste and devote Mary Magdalene over and over again :fear:
they distorted the history ... you people got all confused.
You see, Jesus was a rabbit, Mary Magdalene was the egg. Jesus the rabbit was caught and stewed ... but not eaten for three days, while as Mary was caught too, she was then peeled and devoted by the barbarian.
Then on Easter Monday, the rabbit from the stew rose from the dead and said to the barbarian 'thou shall not have me, but I shall give thee something to digest so thou shall not perish'.
So in the pan, instead of brown rabbit, there were chocolate rabbit in the chocolate sauce.
But really, nobody cares about the chocolate rabbit, the barbarians just wanted to taste and devote Mary Magdalene over and over again :fear:
TelecommunicationKAt is a "girl", she wouldn't know about The Hare Club for Men or Snowball
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