Happy Easter

[phata$$]

Fuck I need to get me some Cadbury Eggs and some Peeps. Those shits be the bomb!!

[Fit of Rage]

rabbits don't lay eggs, what the FUCK

[Pummel]

they distorted the history ... you people got all confused.

You see, Jesus was a rabbit, Mary Magdalene was the egg. Jesus the rabbit was caught and stewed ... but not eaten for three days, while as Mary was caught too, she was then peeled and devoted by the barbarian.

Then on Easter Monday, the rabbit from the stew rose from the dead and said to the barbarian 'thou shall not have me, but I shall give thee something to digest so thou shall not perish'.

So in the pan, instead of brown rabbit, there were chocolate rabbit in the chocolate sauce.

But really, nobody cares about the chocolate rabbit, the barbarians just wanted to taste and devote Mary Magdalene over and over again :fear:

This statement is invalid because you are a woman.

[DoTheFandango]

best part about easter is fice cent candy at CVS the next day
shit is $$

[TagMor]

santa = satan

[T3l Ca7]

TelecommunicationKAt is a "girl", she wouldn't know about The Hare Club for Men or Snowball

[DankNuggets]

happy zombie jesus day

i really think they should market it like this. makes it sound so much cooler.

[Soup du Jour]

Fuck Easter

I had to go to the girlfriend's house for a (n extended) family dinner. Now I have to go to the bank and they're all fucking closed!