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  • #61
    heavensent (he was sent from heaven, so he's obviously allowed back)

    WWJD at woodstock?
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    Winston Churchill: "That is the sort of nonsense up with which we will not put!"

    Those who dare to fail miserably can achieve greatly.
    - John F. Kennedy

    A sadist is a masochist who follows the Golden Rule.
    Originally posted by kthx
    Umm.. Alexander the Great was the leader of the Roman empire, not the Greek empire guy.

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    • #62
      Originally posted by Summa View Post
      abort it
      Wrong, didn't you see the R?
      Da1andonly> man this youghurt only made me angry

      5:ph> n0ah will dangle from a helicopter ladder and just reduce the landscape to ashes by sweeping his beard across it

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      • #63
        WWJD at woodstock?
        He'd be the guy screaming don't take the blue acid

        Wrong, didn't you see the R?
        WWJD if he didn't know what the R stood for
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        All good things must come to an end.

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        • #64
          He'd get wtfpwned by the true messiah!

          WWJD when his shit got ruined by RJ?
          Da1andonly> man this youghurt only made me angry

          5:ph> n0ah will dangle from a helicopter ladder and just reduce the landscape to ashes by sweeping his beard across it

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          • #65
            he would try to figure out what verb you had substituted "ruin" for.

            WWJD if his cable suddenly went out?
            Originally posted by Tone
            Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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            • #66
              Abort an unborn baby and feast on its fetus blood. He'd also switch to satellite in the meantime.

              WWJD if he was raised all in during heads up at the world poker championship final table with three of a kind, 6's.
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              All good things must come to an end.

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              • #67
                win

                WWJD if he could choose any porn to wank to?
                TWDT Head Op Seasons 2, 3, and 4
                TWL Season 14 & 17 Head Op
                Season 13 TWLD Champion, Seasons 13 & 14 LJ Champion

                Winston Churchill: "That is the sort of nonsense up with which we will not put!"

                Those who dare to fail miserably can achieve greatly.
                - John F. Kennedy

                A sadist is a masochist who follows the Golden Rule.
                Originally posted by kthx
                Umm.. Alexander the Great was the leader of the Roman empire, not the Greek empire guy.

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                • #68
                  He would probably create a new species, which would be a cross breed with the body of a latina and the stamina of a bull to make the longest sex video known to man!

                  WWJD if he saw aliens
                  1:CrazyKillah> oder if i olny knew u irl u would be dead and i would be in jail

                  menomena> did you get to see the end of the steelers greenbay game though
                  JAMAL> yeah you dumb fat faggot, was good ending

                  1:Cape> Why did u axe req
                  1:cripple> I'm very religious, and my new years revolution was to make this squad a better one, so I kept with my resolution and axed req.
                  http://big-dicked.mybrute.com/

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                  • #69
                    He'd ask for a lift back home

                    WWJD if he actually didn't really like christians at all
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                    All good things must come to an end.

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                    • #70
                      Originally posted by gran guerrero View Post
                      He'd ask for a lift back home

                      WWJD if he actually didn't really like christians at all
                      convert to Buddhism

                      WWJD if he knew the ending to LOST?
                      Originally posted by Tone
                      Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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                      • #71
                        Originally posted by Squeezer View Post
                        convert to Buddhism

                        WWJD if he knew the ending to LOST?
                        Force the producers to bring Charlie back

                        WWJD if he had herpes?
                        TWDT Head Op Seasons 2, 3, and 4
                        TWL Season 14 & 17 Head Op
                        Season 13 TWLD Champion, Seasons 13 & 14 LJ Champion

                        Winston Churchill: "That is the sort of nonsense up with which we will not put!"

                        Those who dare to fail miserably can achieve greatly.
                        - John F. Kennedy

                        A sadist is a masochist who follows the Golden Rule.
                        Originally posted by kthx
                        Umm.. Alexander the Great was the leader of the Roman empire, not the Greek empire guy.

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                        • #72
                          WWJD - I don't know about you but the last Jesus I met sold me a gold chain for 5 bucks.... I imagine he spent it:P
                          what the superior man seeks is in himself; what the small man seeks is in others - Confucius

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                          • #73
                            WWJD if he had a metal bat and sixtoo was 10 m away.
                            1:CrazyKillah> oder if i olny knew u irl u would be dead and i would be in jail

                            menomena> did you get to see the end of the steelers greenbay game though
                            JAMAL> yeah you dumb fat faggot, was good ending

                            1:Cape> Why did u axe req
                            1:cripple> I'm very religious, and my new years revolution was to make this squad a better one, so I kept with my resolution and axed req.
                            http://big-dicked.mybrute.com/

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                            • #74
                              give him the bat and your address

                              WWJD if he had a truck full of fish flavored ice cream
                              ?find dads revenge

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                              • #75
                                sell it in Japan

                                WWJD if he was a gay fish?
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                                All good things must come to an end.

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