What Would Jesus Do?

[gran guerrero]

WWJD if he started to believe his supernatural being and just thought he was some regular joe schmo wondering why the "What if God Was One of Us" song was stuck in his head.

[PaulOakenfold]

Jesus already knows of his supernatural powers. He's known since his persecution of being a King of the Jews. His celebration? Nothing. He doesn't give a shit. My human celebration however (because I have a Human Ego) is to play that funky music over and over on a tape recorder during my burial.

God lets his beings enact their own wars, their own enhancements, and only judged the morality of them. Do what you will, be what you will, but do not pretend to be above the morales of man, do not pretend to be above the morales of the gifts that were given to you.

We are a miracle this planet is a blessing, do not deplete our being.

[gran guerrero]

WWJD, Chocolate or Vanilla?

[D1st0rt]

Jesus loves all flavors equally, for they are all righteous in his sight.

WWJD if a Muslim spy started a thread to trick people into giving up his tactics in a variety of situations

[Squeezer]

Jesus loves all flavors equally, for they are all righteous in his sight.

WWJD if a Muslim spy started a thread to trick people into giving up his tactics in a variety of situations

fly a plane into the burj dubai

WWJD if PaulO annoyed him in eternity by trying to be condescendingly factual about something no one on the planet can be sure of?

PS get off your high horse. Human centrism is a theory I've grown particularly short with lately. Humans are not some special creature. We probably aren't the most advanced beings out there. We can't even comprehend the depth and vastness of the universe but we're utterly convinced that we're specially chosen to do great things. Except barely anything man has done has amounted to a hiccup in they eyes of that deep expanse. You can believe we're God's chosen ones and that everything here is ordained as opposed to random, but I would hope IRL that you at least harbor some doubt about the word of Christ. Don't get me wrong there's some sound advice in the pages of the Bible, but there is just as much mystique and influence on how the book itself was formed and what was excluded, has changed over time and had parts disproved by scientific advancements. You don't blindly buy into every book you read, do you?

edit: just to be clear I want PaulO off of his equestrian, not d1s who I happen to find quite a messianic motherfucker that has the decency at least not to fuck with forumgames even if he thinks it's stupid.

also I think paulo's a cool guy, that mindset has been getting on my nerves lately because people in my classes are obsessed with the greatness of human advancement.

[Jeenyuss]

he would kill every single marlin out there. paulo i enjoyed this thread a lot thank you.

who would jesus do: a tiger or galleleo

[L1 TW]

he would kill every single marlin out there. paulo i enjoyed this thread a lot thank you.

who would jesus do: a tiger or galleleo

A galleleo.

How much would jesus do it for if ignite paid him?

[Noah]

He'd rip out Ignites kidneys just for asking.

WWJD if he came on these forums?

[Squeezer]

play continuum

WWJD if he tried sushi for the first time?

[dads revenge]

find a resturant that served sushimi

WWJD if Moses challenged him to a water contest?

[PaulOakenfold]

fly a plane into the burj dubai

WWJD if PaulO annoyed him in eternity by trying to be condescendingly factual about something no one on the planet can be sure of?

PS get off your high horse. Human centrism is a theory I've grown particularly short with lately. Humans are not some special creature. We probably aren't the most advanced beings out there. We can't even comprehend the depth and vastness of the universe but we're utterly convinced that we're specially chosen to do great things. Except barely anything man has done has amounted to a hiccup in they eyes of that deep expanse. You can believe we're God's chosen ones and that everything here is ordained as opposed to random, but I would hope IRL that you at least harbor some doubt about the word of Christ. Don't get me wrong there's some sound advice in the pages of the Bible, but there is just as much mystique and influence on how the book itself was formed and what was excluded, has changed over time and had parts disproved by scientific advancements. You don't blindly buy into every book you read, do you?

edit: just to be clear I want PaulO off of his equestrian, not d1s who I happen to find quite a messianic motherfucker that has the decency at least not to fuck with forumgames even if he thinks it's stupid.

also I think paulo's a cool guy, that mindset has been getting on my nerves lately because people in my classes are obsessed with the greatness of human advancement.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLExV0K6oL0

[PaulOakenfold]

find a resturant that served sushimi

WWJD if Moses challenged him to a water contest?

He'd bow down, and let Moses show off his stuff; Jesus knowing full well he has never been known for any water manipulation, except that which was then turned into Wine. Tell Moses how much he appreciated his work for his father in the past. Let him know that only one religion now believes in his portion of the bible, but he has a great house up in Heaven. He'd then say 'Llater', and throw him a micro brewed IPA.

[Squeezer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLExV0K6oL0

that show is stupid.

[DankNuggets]

WWJD if he was in the middle of a sermon and suddenly got a stung by a hornet. Would he flip out and say "I curse all the hornets, let them forever be killed on sight by man"? Would he just grin and bear?

[Scurvy]

grin and bear arms.

WWJD for a klondike bar