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give her your boyish charm
and dont pretend to be someone your not cause you're under pressure because she's a couple years older - unless you're trying to get in her pants... then by all means bullshit everything xD5:Kaiten> Flat out, life sucks =P
5:VaGINa> ...Was your mom a Beaver, Cause Dam Girl
5:Miami Chick> life is a chill boat ride with a couple of rocks and waterfalls
5:Miami Chick> rofl
5:Lumber> and a hurricane
5:Kaiten> rofl
5:Miami Chick> lol thanks lumber -.-
5:Lumber> named Hurricane Herpes
5:Kaiten> loooool
5:Lumber> hahaha
5:Miami Chick> l o l.
1:Mango.> i hit a black girl in the head with a bouncy ball todayComment
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itt: genocidal visits queens in search of a queen4:BigKing> xD
4:Best> i'm leaving chat
4:BigKing> what did i do???
4:Best> told you repeatedly you cannot use that emoji anymore
4:BigKing> ???? why though
4:Best> you're 6'4 and black...you can't use emojis like that
4:BigKing> xDComment
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24 and punk rock singer suggests to me that she's a sensation seeker, especially if she has a boatload of tattoos and piercings. That means she's probably been around the block more times than the mail man, so make like a squirrel and protect your nuts.
Also, don't get attached. It seems like most people haven't quite gotten the Romeo and Juliet notions out of their head by their late teens/early 20s. Try not to be naive. There's a world of difference between 24 and < 21, so I'm inclined to agree with LB that she just wants to get busted.
On the plus side, she'll probably have skillz (especially if her tongue is pierced). Just don't eat the fortune cookie.Comment
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ok, so a few days ago she took me to an art show where she was presenting some stuff (two of the works, were about me. cool). after that we went to my ranchhouse and fucked. for a long time. and you know what? first non-virgin i've had sex with, and her squeezebox was STILL tighter. and what a body. no piercings, but a few tattoos, all of which are pretty awesome.
she's pretty into me. which is weird. she repeatedly tells me this... she usually dates older guys. but apparently i have "more going on in my head at 20 than most people do at 30". so i'm definitely riding a big wave of ego right now.
today she's looking at a new apartment, and she wants me to maybe start staying with her. i dunno. this summer i'm going to spend my time between work and working at the ranch, i don't know what i can contribute to a relationship. my homeboy told me it was cool - as long as i don't eat her food, then i'm not technically "living with" her.Comment
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choo chooComment
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say goodbye to your freedomOriginally posted by ToneOriginally posted by the_paulOriginally posted by Material GirlComment
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chuga chuga
chuga chugaComment
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that's your freedom leaving the station bro
never to return
never
:sadoldsmiOriginally posted by ToneOriginally posted by the_paulOriginally posted by Material GirlComment
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I meant it more as he's approaching this with the momentum of a train, and he's not stopping.
1) Meet girl at work
2) Have sex
3) ?
4) Move in!Comment
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Eating her food isn't a big deal, but make sure you take your toothbrush with you anywhere you go, once you have a drawer for your toiletries you are officially living with that old cunt.Rabble Rabble Rabble
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she bought me a ticket to see 311 on thursday. what a great way to end my finals. and not spend $60.Originally posted by Squeezer View PostComment
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She looks like a fucking horse.DuelBot> You have defeated 'nessy' score: (20-11)
Nessy> i left for 3 years clean
Nessy> came back got on rampage, won twl, #1 in elim for 3 weeks, not even tryin, gg
1:King Baba> i know my name is King Baba, but you can call me Poseidon
I Luv Cook> I'll double penetrate your ass:/
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