itt jerome scuggs bangs his boss

[DankNuggets]

dude get as much free shit out of this while you can (pussy included)

there's really nothing better than an older women who buys you things and fucks your brains out.

But yeah... moving in is going change things... for the worse... unless you have no house! Freedom is where it's at (not really.. having sex every night for 3wks out of the month and coppin' dome the other is pretty nice too)

[RATTY...]

nice mane

Thanks, I wanna buy the horse if it's as good as me in SS.

I can see some black shit between the woman's gum and teeth, it's like instant dental STD if you kiss her.

[Money]

nice mane

O M G



GOOD ONE LOL


laughing so hard irl

[Money]

in coming to america eddie murphy wasn't deposed, nor nigerian. i think he was referring to the internet scam.


In other news, the only older lady i ever banged (42) WAS asian. and it was amazing.

ive never banged a girl older than me.

[PH]

I meant it more as he's approaching this with the momentum of a train, and he's not stopping.

1) Meet girl at work
2) Have sex
3) ?
4) Move in!

i think this is one of those situations where we're both right

god bless ambiguity

[DoTheFandango]

http://digg.com/u12daB

[Nickname]

On the plus side, she'll probably have skillz (especially if her tongue is pierced). Just don't eat the fortune cookie.

Back away, not today, disco lady.



Have fun with your tight cum dumpster, Sir Scuggs. May your wreckless mig pound her vagina with missiles...or something.

[Liquid Blue]

ok, so a few days ago she took me to an art show where she was presenting some stuff (two of the works, were about me. cool). after that we went to my ranchhouse and fucked. for a long time. and you know what? first non-virgin i've had sex with, and her squeezebox was STILL tighter. and what a body. no piercings, but a few tattoos, all of which are pretty awesome.

she's pretty into me. which is weird. she repeatedly tells me this... she usually dates older guys. but apparently i have "more going on in my head at 20 than most people do at 30". so i'm definitely riding a big wave of ego right now.

today she's looking at a new apartment, and she wants me to maybe start staying with her. i dunno. this summer i'm going to spend my time between work and working at the ranch, i don't know what i can contribute to a relationship. my homeboy told me it was cool - as long as i don't eat her food, then i'm not technically "living with" her.

uh

how long have you known this chick? She's already created 2 art pieces about you and wants you to move in with her? Fuck that shit son, alarm bells are ringing on this end like a motherfucker

I know it's a great boost to the ego to hear that type of shit but if the bitch is crazy, she's just setting your ass up. Once you "move in with her" and start getting some emotional attachment she's going to throw the batshit insane stuff out of nowhere

it's great that you didn't have to do alot to fuck her, but unless you've known her for like a year beforehand she shouldn't even be thinking of moving in with you or suggesting it---especially (no offense) since you're under 21. This shit just has " uhhh" written all over it.

hit that shit and then blow the dueces -- oh wait she's your boss too? so if you move in you're going to see her at work and at home?

ugh

gl

[PaulOakenfold]

always have a relationship with someone in your job

[PaulOakenfold]

this is importan

esepcially youre boss

[genocidal]

yo jerome i'm just with these guys so just

knock em n drop em

[PaulOakenfold]

Geno and PH unfortunately have my number. Yes. I am the mafia this round. Dammit!

[PaulOakenfold]

End of weekday posting session.

[PaulOakenfold]

PS: Ban Tone on December 31st.

Good luck.

[Miami.]

Liquid blue sounds like he knows what he's talking about, I agree with him strongly