playing tw helped me in real life

[za gophar]

seniors in my highschool organize something called dartwars every year, and people make teams of 5 and pay 30 bucks a team to get in and whoever wins gets a massive jackpot. basically you go around shooting people with darts at any time of the day (not at school tho, school hates this game) and if you get shot your out. the round lasts a week and the team who has more players or has destroyed the whole other team goes to the next round.

i find it to be a lot like trench. today after school my team decided to go over to some other kid's house to shoot him up and riding in the car was kind of like riding a terr. me and another kid got out when we saw the enemy walking down the street and got out and chased as if we were spiders off a baseterr. damn he was a fast runner but luckily we had his newspaper bag and he needed it so he surrendered and we shot him lol.

later we were driving back to my house and we see the rest of the enemy team in a parking lot and do a drive by but we miss and they follow us to my house and seiged the house for two hours. kind of like a team would seige the flagroom before attacking it. (except they could not enter.) i sniped one from the doorway and then when things were going nowhere we got in my car and started shooting out the windows while i tried to drive the car to a spot where we could get them (exactly like turretwarz). unfortunately they blocked my driveway so i couldnt get out so we went back inside and one of my team mates went out side to sneak up on the team which was in front of my house with and waited for me to make a mistake (i was in the doorway with a pvc pipe blowgun.) he got shot tho. needless to say he doesnt play subspace.

all in all subspace has finally related to my real life. i better understand the realities of one shot kill non-rapidfire fighting in groups. wow.

[Yoshiba]

i hope a precision blowdart pierces your aorta

[Spybreak!]

now go kill someone, and wait for them to reappear in spawn area.

[Dark Commando]

Originally posted by Spybreak!
now go kill someone, and wait for them to reappear in spawn area.

ROFLMAOMFG

[Project]

im assuming these are like, plastic darts?

[hogo]

Originally posted by Project
im assuming these are like, plastic darts?

AND PLASTIC DARTS ARE FOR SISSIES!

i fucking use huge ass hunting blow darts tip'd with rat poisin... so besides being out when your hit... your pretty well fucked too!!!!

[PolluX]

If I got hit, I would say I tanked and just carry on with the game till I was the last one standing.

[Louis XV]

newbie> HEY POLLUX I SHOT YOU YOU'RE DEAD WTF?? CHEAT
Pollux_> no way newb
newbie> HEY!@$!$

[Zloy]

Re: playing tw helped me in real life

Originally posted by za gophar
seniors in my highschool organize something called dartwars every year, and people make teams of 5 and pay 30 bucks a team to get in and whoever wins gets a massive jackpot. basically you go around shooting people with darts at any time of the day (not at school tho, school hates this game) and if you get shot your out. the round lasts a week and the team who has more players or has destroyed the whole other team goes to the next round.

i find it to be a lot like trench. today after school my team decided to go over to some other kid's house to shoot him up and riding in the car was kind of like riding a terr. me and another kid got out when we saw the enemy walking down the street and got out and chased as if we were spiders off a baseterr. damn he was a fast runner but luckily we had his newspaper bag and he needed it so he surrendered and we shot him lol.

later we were driving back to my house and we see the rest of the enemy team in a parking lot and do a drive by but we miss and they follow us to my house and seiged the house for two hours. kind of like a team would seige the flagroom before attacking it. (except they could not enter.) i sniped one from the doorway and then when things were going nowhere we got in my car and started shooting out the windows while i tried to drive the car to a spot where we could get them (exactly like turretwarz). unfortunately they blocked my driveway so i couldnt get out so we went back inside and one of my team mates went out side to sneak up on the team which was in front of my house with and waited for me to make a mistake (i was in the doorway with a pvc pipe blowgun.) he got shot tho. needless to say he doesnt play subspace.

all in all subspace has finally related to my real life. i better understand the realities of one shot kill non-rapidfire fighting in groups. wow.

So you when you ride in a car to you it feels like riding a terr eh...
Then you take away a newspaper bag from a dude and he has to surrender, then you hit him with a dart...
Then a bunch of kids along w you enter your house, i assume you lock the doors, and then you feel like you are in flagroom, "except they could not enter"...

Very nice, except for...it does not resemble trenchwars in a any way except for the one shot one kill rule perhaps...
I suggest you play more of such dart games and occupy yourself with whatever activity to keep yourself from trenchwars, because judging by the distortion of reality in your thoughts, your playtime is already past the health hazard level.

PS:
I'm so glad this isn't a CounterStrike forum or anything

[GuruMeditation]

... after this, and 45% Juice, and watchoutcrash ...

Nah I don't miss Telcat and MG.

[za gophar]

pff, u dont play the game zloy so most likely u would not know how it is so shutup kthx!!!11

and yeah they are plastic nerf darts.. and yeah i guess it is a bit crazy to be reminded of tw but at least i dont spend the time to color my txt or whatnot u must have been pretty bored huh?

[Zloy]

Originally posted by za gophar
pff, u dont play the game zloy so most likely u would not know how it is so shutup kthx!!!11

and yeah they are plastic nerf darts.. and yeah i guess it is a bit crazy to be reminded of tw but at least i dont spend the time to color my txt or whatnot u must have been pretty bored huh?

The fact that you overplay this game doesn't mean that i don't have experience sufficient to judge it, in fact, i think even if not in terms of gametime, it's of higher quality than yours.
Also, i am not your friend so don't use the cliche "shutup kthx" when answering to me. But in fact, your reaction shows how addicted you really are - you try to conceal and defend your obsession instead of laughing at it. -_-

[Dim]

You have a real life?

[geekbot]

Re: playing tw helped me in real life

Originally posted by za gophar
all in all subspace has finally related to my real life.

Haha. How is this real life?! SS is related to another game you play. Sounds like fun, though.

If playing TW could help me make more money or something, now we're talking.

[za gophar]

1. it is fun geekbot

2. i am addicted to this game. its funny and not funny. it makes me put off my homework until the most urgent time possible and yet if i werent addicted to subspace/computer games i would be addicted to something else. i do anything to put off working.

3. u think i use shutup kthx on my friends only? um first of all i think i invented that phrase but im not really sure, and if i take credit for it people will tell me i am lying anyway. and i use it on anyone who it applies to so SHUTUP KTHX!!!!!1111111^$%%^$

SHUTUP
KTHX
!!
1
^&%^&$%^

SHUTUPKTHXSHUTUPKTHXSHUTUPKTHX

" The fact that you overplay this game doesn't mean that i don't have experience sufficient to judge it, in fact, i think even if not in terms of gametime, it's of higher quality than yours. "

and what ARE you saying here? i overplay dartwars? actually i dont, to be honest im pretty sure my team wont win cause people are a thousand times more determined to win than my team is and they are seniors who are already in their colleges so they can do whatever. and youre saying your judgement on which game is of a higher quality? if its dartwars then no, your dont know what you are talking about at all so stfu and shutupstfu stfu gtfo kthx. if its trenchwars then cool whatever, u can judge it and me all u want im just doin what i do. yawn.