What Might Just Happen

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I have a very large penis, your majesty.

cogs or you're lying

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I have a very large penis, your majesty.

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your brain is feeble. so were my exes. it's alright, i forgive your families for not having the wisdom to feed them better over the centuries.

your cog is feeble

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your brain is feeble. so were my exes. it's alright, i forgive your families for not having the wisdom to feed them better over the centuries.

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seriously, delusions of grandeur. get a job, get a girl and shut the fuck up asshole. Write one of those awesome screenplays you seem so confident you can produce if you have something to say. we don't care and you're talking out of your ass. you're going to blow up the ring of fire? lol. good luck.

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Yes the bomb-ombs will have claws. The elevator shelter to the orbital farms will be the only option. Obviously people will listen when the threat is demonstrated or we're already slightly prepared due to other people's lesser attempts.

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hydrothermal disruption bombs for your backyard volcano. maybe get a device that operates on a limited engine to dig to a depth and detonate by remote control. i'm sure there's people out there with the means to devise the fuels and calculate the sizes required for VEI-8s.

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If nothing more, civilians could take control of tectonics in frightening ways. We could cause massive earthquakes and tsunamis, probably even years without summers.

The threat is very real, it's like going ahead and taking up the earth's stringed instrument. I'll sign contracts with russia to take over the world with digging & oscillating devices. Boom there goes yellowstone. Sweet only a small enough eruption to destroy north american civilization.

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alright so apparently the MOPs are 15 metric tons each, and we'd have to be able to unfit them and carry them across the pacific. If I can think of this stuff, why aren't the people in charged already taking preventative steps?

I can also go ahead and post links to devices that would trigger magma to rise at unprecedented rates in the rifts and veins below certain calderas. All you've gotta do is make an oscillation that's stochastic enough. People could probably design their own, to dig, deploy and switch on.

[PaulOakenfold]

go for it

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step 2 inform eastern world leaders that matter. step 3 outright nuke north korea for being so stunted, greedy, and evil. step 4 mass-recruit press release at UN, rumors of currency pact for new energy era.

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so i figure i could get a bunch of people in real life, have them all randomly join the air force from around the country, myself included after laser corrective surgery from 10,000 in front of a monitor, and wait until one of them gets a b2 bomber fitted with the MOPs.

at which point we all get dishonorable decommissions and a plane ticket to indonesia. the MOPs take the boat ride and we spend several weeks telling locals about the testing of Lake Toba's pollution. Unbeknown to Jung-Il, we have won.

[PaulOakenfold]

why don't you blog about it

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now, how to get 1000 cubic kilometers of tephra into the atmosphere?

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for some insane reason, caucasians bred left-hemisphere dominance. we're all contending for superior logic. this can only equate to anti-creationism, ingenious methods of mass-slaughter, and individual sociopathic victories.

i'm going to weed out the recessive dna by force; leaving those who don't, can't, or won't assist in saving the species through the tower's teaching, physics, engineering, and entertaining to enjoy their pitiful, morose graveyard lives.