A Guide To Proper Sharking

[PH]

for the record, this took me a solid two and a half hours to create at work this afternoon

and that's precisely why i've given you zero credit for it, you far exceeded the time constraints for a successful parody thread and crossed well into "trying too hard" territory

[PH]

i laughed though, don't get me wrong, just not as much as i should laugh at something that took 2½ hours of effort

[Bioture]

bio's motherfucking guide to sharking

1) attach to your motherfucking terrier

2) use your motherfuckin reps until you're out

3) charge like a motherfucker in to enemy's shit until you die

4) repeat steps 1-3 like a motherfucker

5) conclusion: sharking is easy as a motherfucker

[megaman89]

doing this

[Scurvy]

and that's precisely why i've given you zero credit for it, you far exceeded the time constraints for a successful parody thread and crossed well into "trying too hard" territory

well the other thread was more of an inspiration, not really the sole reason for my efforts.

my group of friends always joke about sharking in front of our ladies because it never fails to earn us a slap or two--so the idea of making an instructional pamphlet appealed to me more for social reasons than for trench wars forums e-credit.

but if its trying too hard then i'll refrain from posting the illustrated diagrams, and in the meantime....

happy sharking

[Jedi DC]

haha this is a great post. really funny videos..