GO Houston!

[kthx]

I have freckles so you must be at least somewhat Canadian you Canadian fuck.

[Kontrolz]

that guy sounds like a Canadian to me.

I have as much Canadian in me as you have pigmentation.

[kthx]

"Which is why the aforementioned Mr. Carlin must be rolling around in his grave right now. Thanks to a decision rendered last week by a B.C. Human Rights Tribunal, comedians performing in Canada may soon be responding to hecklers by asking them earnestly to “please refrain from further spurious commentary.”

The case in question dates from May 22, 2007, when a certain Guy Earle was performing comedy at Zesty’s Restaurant in Vancouver. Late into his act, a group of women — who, by the manager’s account, had been drinking on the outside patio for the previous seven hours — took seats next to the stage and started heckling. (Earle himself has offered a more precise description: “Two of them started making out, flipping me the bird and saying I hated lesbians.”)

The comedian went into Carlin mode. There’s no video of the incident. But a friend of the hecklers later paraphrased Earle’s freakout thusly: “You’re fat and ugly, no wonder you’re lesbians, you can’t get a man — that’s why you’re dykes.”


Funny you mention that since your fucking shitty government is trying to make sure that people won't be able to do what Carlin did anymore.

Also he hated faggots also. bonus.

[H.M.S. Stargazer]

"You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans"

Thank you George Carlin.

[Broly]

If I hadn't seen the author of the thread, I would've thought a 2nd grader started it.

[kthx]

The.. Krazy Kanuck Klub? I don't care too much about your stupid Canadian special interest groups.

[Epinephrine]

So is she the posterwoman for the KKK?

[kthx]

that guy sounds like a Canadian to me.

[Money]

well said

[kthx]

I dunno, maybe because you are proud of where you live, because you own property, work, or run a business from the area.

Why be excited about your local sports team winning a game, why be excited about your team in high school doing well, why ask stupid fucking questions like why are you proud of where you live in.

Competition creates entertainment, having such a terrible view about why people choose to enjoy having rivalries with other cities based on sports teams, music, food, or whatever reason is ignorant in its own right, and well rather fucking boring.

[Money]

yeah man, the stanky legg is great

ROFL

You must come from a really shitty place

loooooooool

Been to a lot of places. I do come from a shitty place though. I have to say though that out of the places I've been to I couldn't ever imagine feeling like I'd have to DEFEND them online. How retarded.

Edit: Did you help BUILD the city or something? Did you contribute to it in any major way? If not then who cares.

i come from a shitty place with a shitty economy and not many jobs (michigan) so yes, i love houston and all of texas BUT HOUSTON IS BEST.

[Kontrolz]

Been to a lot of places. I do come from a shitty place though. I have to say though that out of the places I've been to I couldn't ever imagine feeling like I'd have to DEFEND them online. How retarded.

Edit: Did you help BUILD the city or something? Did you contribute to it in any major way? If not then who cares.

[D1st0rt]

You must come from a really shitty place

[Kontrolz]

Who the fuck needs that much silicone in their body lmao.

edit: Who the fuck cares what imaginary borders people live in. It's such a ridiculous thing to have pride in.

[kthx]

Well I was just as excited to know about your ideas on Money having a man crush on a city, it was more more important than my ideas on where you live.