Vending Machine

[H.M.S. Stargazer]

Out comes an old cell phone.

*Inserts a 26 of vodka*

[Kahlan]

You get a methane explosion

*inserts t0ma*

you get a cheetah

*inserts an iPhone*

[H.M.S. Stargazer]

You get a methane explosion

*inserts t0ma*

[Fit of Rage]

You get a giant turd

*inserts a lighter*

[Xog]

You get bam__Ashlee

*inserts Foreigner vinyl*

You get a mixtape demo from Journey entitled "PREDICTING FUTURE: INCOMING DOUBLE VISION AND HEAD GAMES"

*inserts SSCU Trench Wars Forums server*

[Kahlan]

You get a jailcell with a guy named bubba

*inserts Miss chokesondick*

You get bam__Ashlee

*inserts Foreigner vinyl*

[H.M.S. Stargazer]

You get a jailcell with a guy named bubba

*inserts Miss chokesondick*

[PH]

you get a fuckin thing that sucks

*inserts a $16 bill*

[Fit of Rage]

You get a terrible porno

*inserts bill oreilly*

[H.M.S. Stargazer]

Out comes Jamie Lynn spears

*inserts Paris Hilton*

[Twerp]

Out comes kirby that has eaten every single aforementioned item.

*insert britney spears*

[H.M.S. Stargazer]

Out comes Achmeds jingle bombs lyrics.

*inserts Kirby*

[gran guerrero]

You get the first crazy cooz on the moon

*inserts terrorist plans*

[H.M.S. Stargazer]

You get enough sushi to feed Japan for a year.

*inserts telcat*

[Exalt]

*insert obama*

You get George Bush Economics


*inserts goddess* fuck didn't fit