Michael Jackson dies at the age of 50

[kthx]

I heard it was Demerol but yeah, I had no respect for the guy, and that joke is hilarious.

[disorder]

wait so let me clear this up. was he black with vitiligo? or was he white, got skin surgery to look black, then got vitiligo? was he mulatto?

why did they have to reconstruct his nose? why couldn't they get it right the first time?

he was good at dancing and everyone after him stole his ideas, but seriously why couldn't he just be normal? if he wasn't such a monster of modern day plastic surgery i could take him seriously. he reminds me of that woman who had plastic surgery 50 times and her face finally caved in. his nose literally fell off when he was speaking for a crowd. why's he so fucking scary looking? none of the mickey mouse club kids ever got like that.

here's my guess to how he died. he was snorting rails of coke, his nose fell off, he was too high to realize or care, and he sniffed too much. that's why the autopsy is all hushed up. they don't want to ruin his public image.

[SEAL]

this is clearly the wrong forum for condolences, but Michael: RIP. Great music.. my yough idol.

[disorder]

hahaha. listen to this

'due to the fact that michaels body was 99% plastic, they are melting him down to make legos and kids will get to play with him for a change'

[Zizu]

there are 2 people that makes me wanna quit reading these forums. Xog and Telcat. most annoying fucks ever. nvm off topic... r.i.p. moon walk

[T3l Ca7]

Everyone dies, including you and I and everyone on this forum.

[Fidel Castro]

MJ may or may not have been a child molester (he was acquitted twice people), either way he is still a music legend and its sad to see him go out. Everybody liked his music, and if you say you didn't you were either born after 1990 or lying.

Look at it this way, OJ may or may not have killed his wife, but that doesn't make him any less of a great football player does it?

[Ilya]

someone on good morning america just compared him to obama

[adam]

rip MJ.

[kthx]

I hope he still has some Jesus Juice left.

[Fit of Rage]

Lol?

What's to lol about? If you don't like "Beat It" then kindly fuck off.

[paradise!]

i watched an interview with his psychologist about why he lost neverland ranch. apparently he reverts to a childlike state when hes around children. he's 100% incapable of parenting. he puts on his pajamas and snuggles in bed to watch disney movies and giggle holding hands with his 7 year old friends. society made him grow up too fast so he's lucky he hasn't lost his inner child. that was his argument about if it was inappropriate.

wow weird and disgusting images popping in my head. Make them stop.

[paradise!]

I'm saddened by this despite his personal life. He was one hell of an artist and pop icon.

Lol?

[Jeenyuss]

NEITHER IS MICHAEL JACKSON'S ALLEGED DEATH.

HE HAS HAD ANOTHER PLASTIC SURGERY AND IS NOW LIVING IN SWITZERLAND.

MICHAEL JACKSON IS ALIVE, I REPEaT, MICHAEL JACKSON IS ALIVE.

[DoTheFandango]

legit thought you were tone for a second not that funny broski.