Billy Mays dies at age 50

[Mathematik]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,529328,00.html

Last night he was involved in an emergency plane landing where the front tire blew out and there was a bit of a shake up. He went home, went to sleep, and his wife couldn't wake him up.

If you don't know who he was this is one of his commercials http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3KEkBqDahg. He was also supposed to have a game show starting up soon called "Pitch Man" where people would pitch him their new inventions.

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Hey Its Billy Mays From Afterlife

[Ilya]

what the fuck is going on

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He's clearing now sitting by the right hand of G-d.

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I heard that Billy May's heart was cut up extremely fine and was done extremely quickly and efficiently while being very easy to cleanup... so I think I understand what happened..


The murder was like this..

[Galleleo]

America, the only country where you can reach stardom on the teleshop channel.

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Holland, the only country that nobody knows anything about or cares to.

[Galleleo]

You would be right, if it wouldn't be for Amsterdam being one of the best known cities in the world.

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But also everyone who has actually been there knows it isn't the clean city you see on tv and movies, it is actually a filthy shithole of a town, where creepy people follow you in the streets calling out to you the drugs they are selling.. heroin, cocaine, and other shit. It isn't like a beautiful verdant city where coffee houses full of weed are everywhere and people are all dressed in suits. But lets pay more attention to my picture, its funny.

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Oh noes!! First Michael Jackson and now Billy Mayes?!?! Who the fuck is going to semi-convince me to buy the next cleaning invention?? The king of pop and the king of clean both taken from us.

:death:

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Maybe God killed Billy Mays because Orange Glow is the only chemical on earth that could get off 20 botches nosejobs from Micheal Jacksons face.

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But also everyone who has actually been there knows it isn't the clean city you see on tv and movies, it is actually a filthy shithole of a town, where creepy people follow you in the streets calling out to you the drugs they are selling.. heroin, cocaine, and other shit. It isn't like a beautiful verdant city where coffee houses full of weed are everywhere and people are all dressed in suits. But lets pay more attention to my picture, its funny.

damned

have to agree with you

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Well of course I am right, for as superior as Euro's think they are their entire civilization is in shambles, in Paris for instance the police force is so ineffective that they actually just hang signs in the subway warning people to watch out for pick pockets instead of doing something about it. Prostitution and drug use run rampant, and even though the architecture and scenery is some of the most beautiful in the world the entire place just just seems to be like a run down building with a new paint job, it looks nice on the outside but if you look closely you see all the flaws and cracks that are going to eventually make it turn into rubble. It is unfettered pseudo communism (ie socialism) at its finest, just like the US economy, bailouts are just a pretty paint job on a system that is completely fucked up from terrible management.

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Maybe God killed Billy Mays because Orange Glow is the only chemical on earth that could get off 20 botches nosejobs from Micheal Jacksons face.

haha good point

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damn dude, Billy Mays was a really nice guy.

My girlfriend met him in an airport once RIP, why couldn't it be Vince the Shamwow woman beater?