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    What are the most vital human essentials? If you were 'trapped' alone with only the items of your choice, in order what would they be?

    1) Machete(cutlery) & gun w/ammo
    2) Seeds -all kinds w/ prepared produce ie. hemp rope
    3) Cargo Clothing
    4) Mosquito Netting
    5) Tarps
    6) Flashlights/napalm
    7) Solar-power/windmill refrigerator
    8) Submersible bio-fuel(grass) automobile/bed w/ A.C./cig lighter
    9) Libelula Rocket Helicopter (backpack helicopter)
    10) Greenhouse framing & garden tools+nails
    11) Peat Moss / Potash / Myco spores
    12) Norwalk Power Juicer
    13) Toaster oven w/ pot+pan
    14) Water purification & Ionizer
    15) Colloidal silver generator
    16) First Aid kit w/ pharmies
    17) Internet cellphone/palmtop w/ solar charger
    18) Paper & Pens
    19) Bunji Cords
    20) Duct Tape
    21) Indestructible Bucket + Shovel
    22) Bicycle-powered electrical generator w/ backup capacitor
    23) Thumb Tacks
    24) Multivitamins
    25) Bowflex


    Obvious additions would be 'Bus of naked swedish chicks' and 'remote control chimpanzee' but I've kept to the premises of necessity & long term survival. This is a serious post because someone could use the list practically.

    http://www.amazing1.com/burning-lasers.htm
    And several of these models.
    Last edited by disorder; 07-01-2009, 09:25 PM.
    The effects that are planned to be studied on the kinetic level are: Laminar and turbulent flow; the transition between both; thermodynamics and self-organisation of complex plasma flows; solitons and shocks; interfaces and plasma instabilities; agglomeration and disagglomeration. For low-frequency excitation and confining particles modulated RF coils and high-voltage supplies are foreseen.

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    26) Pot
    Da1andonly> man this youghurt only made me angry

    5:ph> n0ah will dangle from a helicopter ladder and just reduce the landscape to ashes by sweeping his beard across it

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Noah View Post
      26) Pot
      contained within #2, Seeds + prepared produce
      The effects that are planned to be studied on the kinetic level are: Laminar and turbulent flow; the transition between both; thermodynamics and self-organisation of complex plasma flows; solitons and shocks; interfaces and plasma instabilities; agglomeration and disagglomeration. For low-frequency excitation and confining particles modulated RF coils and high-voltage supplies are foreseen.

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      • #4
        Flashlights/Napalm, hahaha, lets just burn the island we are on.
        Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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        • #5
          thumb takcs

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          • #6
            a pretty girl :3

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            • #7
              napalm and thumb tacks are immaculate choices. several others might be tupperware, silverware, and a pair of cleats.
              The effects that are planned to be studied on the kinetic level are: Laminar and turbulent flow; the transition between both; thermodynamics and self-organisation of complex plasma flows; solitons and shocks; interfaces and plasma instabilities; agglomeration and disagglomeration. For low-frequency excitation and confining particles modulated RF coils and high-voltage supplies are foreseen.

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              • #8
                Hot running water, a cell phone, fresh bed sheets and PaulOakenfold.

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                • #9
                  why do you need hot water to run? it's an unnecessary luxury that's not worth it

                  i guess you could hook up a spout to a hot spring
                  Last edited by disorder; 07-01-2009, 10:29 PM.
                  The effects that are planned to be studied on the kinetic level are: Laminar and turbulent flow; the transition between both; thermodynamics and self-organisation of complex plasma flows; solitons and shocks; interfaces and plasma instabilities; agglomeration and disagglomeration. For low-frequency excitation and confining particles modulated RF coils and high-voltage supplies are foreseen.

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                  • #10
                    I'd bring a Les Stroud.
                    Originally posted by Tone
                    Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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                    • #11
                      A nuke. FUCKIN LET EM LAY
                      Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                      sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Squeezer View Post
                        I'd bring a Les Stroud.
                        I want to see an episode where he takes a normal person and he has to take care of both the guy and himself for a week in some place. Maybe he teaches the guy some stuff so he can be more useful or something.

                        Les Stroud is the man. Fuck Bear.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by PaulOakenfold View Post
                          I want to see an episode where he takes a normal person and he has to take care of both the guy and himself for a week in some place. Maybe he teaches the guy some stuff so he can be more useful or something.

                          Les Stroud is the man. Fuck Bear.
                          If I was on a deserted island with Bear Gryllis I'd march him into the flames of whatever wreckage stranded us there.
                          Last edited by Squeezer; 07-02-2009, 12:58 AM.
                          Originally posted by Tone
                          Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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                          • #14
                            but then he'd just run to his hotel.
                            Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                            sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                            • #15
                              1) Billy Mays
                              TelCat> i am a slut not a hoe
                              TelCat> hoes get paid :(
                              TelCat> i dont

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