if you were trapped on an island with...

[Geio]

:P I would also like to have McGyver...guy can seriously take a bobsleed, a nail, and a paper clip. Somehow make a plane out of it and fly me off the island.

[Dabram]

some automatic dolphin-translator-device so i can communicate with dolphins and they could rescue me.

i just hope dolphins aren't assholes, then i'd just end up dying.

[phata$$]

1) A helicopter back pack
2) ...wait wtf. I have a helicopter back pack, I'll just fly the fuck out of here!
3) Bowflex

[Mango.]

1) Gun
2) Ammo

[Galaxy Turbo]

Make it interesting, pick 5 only or something?

[T3l Ca7]

A supermarket.

[disorder]

What's the difference between a cat & a dog? A dog ponders his relationship with man: "He feeds me, he grooms me, he takes care of all my needs... He must be God". A cat thinks: "He feeds me, grooms me, takes care of me. I must be God".

Dogs are alcoholics or church goers as to cats are acid heads and satanists. in the long run nobody wants to eat an intelligent animal. in the short run we find that 20% of cats eaten in malaysia have bird flu.

we should eat live christian humans. by the way my cat knows my god is greater than it's god. i can operate a can opener after minutes of begging. dogs would just as soon believe the can opener is god, than admit cats have one.

a pack of hunting ferrets can take down a dog. it's epic.

but yeah fuck your supermarket. nobodys going to work there with no currency. and the currency system will be as corrupting as possible with no prevention measures. unless you really want to get gypped for the brand name of the bag of something your body doesn't want. in which case sure a supermarket with modern accommodations can keep someone alive - if you listen to the sign on the staff bathroom to wash your hands.

i listen to no one. i eat my own produce. my hands are eternally submerged. BEAT THAT SUPERMARKET LADY. AND THEN?!

[disorder]

No AND THEN. NO AND THEN!

[Pandagirl!]

If I was on a deserted island with Bear Gryllis I'd march him into the flames of whatever wreckage stranded us there.

I'd take Bear Grylls anyday. He might not be as hardcore, but he's cuter.

[Epinephrine]

Trench Wars Beautiful Club :wub: :wub:

[disorder]

if i had an industrial bulk of hydrogen peroxide i could probably live with just the backpack rocketcopter and the laser attachments. crap i'd still need the bicycle-powered electrical generator. i'd have a good time flying around sniping seagulls and coconuts. i could even lure some whales or dolphins and fry their blowholes a new butthole. chop its fucking head off!!

[disorder]

or maybe get a full body teflon suit, or one of the new military spider-silk vests in full suit with optical diffraction paint. then i could use the rocketcopterlaser in the center of a crowded city, land in the ocean and refuel. i imagine with a billion dollars i could get a full 100,000 man work force equipped with them for years to fry the eyes out of j-walkers


wait theres only 10,000 100,000s in a billion that's lame. i'd need a good 25 billion annual budget.

China's 480.68 billion yuan (US$70.27 billion) military budget is scanty. As of 2009, the United States government is spending about $1 trillion annually on defense-related purposes. approximately 32% of tax collections of $2.5 trillion in 2008.

america could have 4 million people, or 1 in 12 of its civilians operating the invisible, impenetrable rocketcopterlasers. judging at about $250k per person a year.

then they can spend the rest on satellite lasers to shoot down ballistic missiles and we're all set with defense.

[Kahlan]

I want to see an episode where he takes a normal person and he has to take care of both the guy and himself for a week in some place. Maybe he teaches the guy some stuff so he can be more useful or something.

Les Stroud is the man. Fuck Bear.

I agree. Les Stroud is awesome. It's too bad he quit survivorman

[DoTheFandango]

disorder you ruin everything.

[disorder]

sorry if thats everything its begging to be ruined. that woman is the opposite of me. my mom was a flower child at woodstock and my dad drummed for a band named blues ballz down the east coast for a decade with a harley-davidson gang.

i'm allowed to ruin that woman and your everything.

seriously tho who's down to sieze international resources? when we get the billion man water-elevator shelter we're gunna need some citypod protectors with class IV lasers. i wonder how the optical diffraction paint affects infrared...well in any case you'll all be wearing spidersilk bodysuits.