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I think you got the wrong truck, Pops.
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Secede Texas!Rabble Rabble Rabble
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let's hug it out, bitch
I would say lets hug it out guys, but I don't wanna draw wood.
We're going to hell, so bring your sunblock.
Call me Helen Keller because I'm a fucking miracle worker!
Yeah, and Hilary Swank has a vagina, but she won an Oscar pretending she has a dick. That's what actors do. They pretend.it makes me sick when i think of it, all my heroes could not live with it so i hope you rest in peace cause with us you never didComment
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<--- read what mine says.Comment
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look ! i just cut my finger! hah!8:I Hate Cookies> a gota dágua foi quando falei q eu tinha 38 anos e estava apaixonado por uma garota, mas a famÃlia dela n deixava agente namorar
8:I Hate Cookies> aà quando todo mundo me apoiou falando q o amor supera tudo, falei q a garota tinha 12 anos
8:I Hate Cookies> aà todos mudaram repentinamente de opinião falando q eu era um pedófilo
8:AnImoL> esses amigos falsos
8:SCHOPE NORRIS> o amor supera tudo. da até pra esperar a puberdade
8:I Hate Cookies> sim... fiquei desiludido schope...Comment
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$Originally posted by phata$$ View Post
"You know those nature shows where a wasp paralyzes a caterpillar, then injects it full of larvae? It stays alive for weeks, completely aware, feeling every little bite as the larvae devour it from the inside. I sat in a cubicle every day envying that caterpillar, cause at least he got to be on TV. I hated that job. I was a crappy employee."Originally posted by ToneComment
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She wouldnt say anything. because shes too fuckin hot noone wants to hear her speak.5:Melanoma> so I kinda cheated on my gf yesterday
5:Melanoma> but I was drunk so it doesnt count right
5:Oops> doesnt count if ur sober just so long as u dont get caught
5:Melanoma> aight cool
5:Melanoma> + it was with a dude
5:Oops> what?
5:Melanoma> ye
5:Oops> you serious?
5:Melanoma> innocent kissing
5:Melanoma> fu
5:Melanoma> I WAS DRUNK
5:squallFF8> this is akwardComment
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you wanna get high?Comment
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Avast you fucking rapscallions or I'll put you on the naughty listsigpic
All good things must come to an end.Comment
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I almost changed my avatar to this so I could use "Nothing, shes already been told twice"Rabble Rabble Rabble
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...duel pasta <ER>> i can lick my asshole
Mattey> put me in corch
zidane> go kf urself porkComment
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they closed kfc???help: (how do i shot) (Public 0): how do i travel diagonally? i only have up, down, left and right keys.
4:PinkSTAR <ER>> ask DP he knows me inside and outComment
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fuck you and your dad, joey
1996 Minnesota State Pooping ChampionComment
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