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  • #16
    Originally posted by Galaxy Turbo View Post
    Someone seriously ban this guy, I've seen enough.
    stfu you heretic. God, can you please tell Santa Claus I want a Playstation 3 for Christmas?

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    • #17
      Originally posted by GOD View Post
      HAVE FUN WITH YOUR 72 VIRGINS WHO DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING.
      I really don't give a flying fuck that they don't know what they're doing

      i'd have take 72 virgins any fucking day

      and since you have all eternity I'm pretty confident that I can teach them a thing or two
      help: (how do i shot) (Public 0): how do i travel diagonally? i only have up, down, left and right keys.

      4:PinkSTAR <ER>> ask DP he knows me inside and out

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      • #18
        Originally posted by duel pasta View Post
        I really don't give a flying fuck that they don't know what they're doing

        i'd have take 72 virgins any fucking day

        and since you have all eternity I'm pretty confident that I can teach them a thing or two
        You sound like a good Muslim - have you been taking lessons from Gran?

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Galaxy Turbo View Post
          Someone seriously ban this guy, I've seen enough.
          U MAD??

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          • #20
            God,

            Where is Osama bin Laden?

            Signed,

            Dick Cheney

            edit: also which second rate sport do you prefer to watch, Hockey or Soccer?
            Originally posted by Tone
            Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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            • #21
              dear god,

              is wikipedia really controlled by worshippers of your archenemy satan? please get back to me asap so i know if i should repent for spending five consecutive hours on it

              regards,
              Originally posted by Tone
              It is now time for the energy shift of the 7th root race to manifest on the 3D physical plane and uplift us back to 5D.
              Originally posted by the_paul
              Gargle battery acid fuckface
              Originally posted by Material Girl
              I tried downloading a soundcard

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              • #22
                Originally posted by GOD View Post
                U MAD??
                Depends, are you funny?
                (Twerp and Duel Pasta)
                5:dads revenge> they are both actually my virtual pet salamanders I have to feed them virtual flies 3 times a day

                1: Pandagirl!> What do I say back to that
                1: Pandagirl!> How about "lol"
                1: winipcfg> despite "lol"'s versatility, I don't think that'd be good in the situation

                If you can't beat them, eat them. ?go zombies3 - Chao <ER>

                Ricko> mvp gets poppadums from weak's corner shop

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Downfall View Post
                  Gran > God
                  If you're basing that off of the fact that Gran proved God doesn't exist then isn't the same thing as saying Gran > Nothing?
                  (ZaBuZa)>sigh.. i been playing this game since i was 8... i am more mature then ull ever be...

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                  • #24
                    Hey, how's the weather?

                    llater, DTF
                    Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                    sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                    • #25
                      deargod

                      how's the weather?

                      -jeenyuss
                      Originally posted by turmio
                      jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
                      Originally posted by grand
                      I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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                      • #26
                        Lame forum gimmick...Crown of Thorns did it bettah.
                        The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

                        Originally posted by Richard Creager
                        All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Kontrolz View Post
                          If you're basing that off of the fact that Gran proved God doesn't exist then isn't the same thing as saying Gran > Nothing?
                          well if there is anything in this existence then there would also be nothing but if there wasn't anything at all to begin with, nothing would still exist.

                          so tits > Rubik's Cube
                          sigpic
                          All good things must come to an end.

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                          • #28
                            Dear God,

                            Why did you make Katie Couric so stunning?

                            signed,

                            lostandconfused1
                            4:BigKing> xD
                            4:Best> i'm leaving chat
                            4:BigKing> what did i do???
                            4:Best> told you repeatedly you cannot use that emoji anymore
                            4:BigKing> ???? why though
                            4:Best> you're 6'4 and black...you can't use emojis like that
                            4:BigKing> xD

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                            • #29
                              jeenyus do u thnk your funny taking my joke?
                              Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                              sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                              • #30
                                dtf you ask god questions in this thread not me.
                                Originally posted by turmio
                                jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
                                Originally posted by grand
                                I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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