numbers of malnourished could reach 5 billion within a few decades

[disorder]

Link to biomass statistic website

We need to get rid of the precedent Christians have set in wasting and ritually visiting corpses to mourn their lost occupants. When we can smelt down human corpses for noble metals, we can establish civilian energy independence. The biomass can also go directly towards automobile propulsion from the lipids. We could farm the obese for fuel economics and spare not a thread of their existence after they decease. Keep dead bodies around is morose, barbaric, and immoral to children. Death shouldn't be perpetually spread as a sorrow, but instead seen as a positive contribution to the natural cycles that created us. A collective reunion of constituents in inanimacy, functional for those still alive.

Grass and dead bodies, probably some kind of marine flora and fauna, and we're 100% set with energy and famine forever. With those out of the way we can get to work on everything else. Someone needs to build cheap biomass conversion machines.

[soup]

I'm on it.

[disorder]

No you're not. Your IQ is lower than mine is. I watch the Green TV channel, and people are using vegetable oil conversion machines. It takes a couple hours to have all the ethanol rise to the surface. Maybe we just need plants like nuclear plants except to extract useful chemical elements from the bodies on a massive scale. Road kill could support poor people because they'd have a purpose. If you're poor you can get out your binoculars, follow the turkey vultures to a big corpse, and flatbed it out to the facility for your weeks worth of meals in cash.

[disorder]

Even more applicable. With the advent of scientific approach to dead bodies, we could establish assisted suicide programs. Every employee has the choice to terminate themselves for a cash reward for their family double the quality of their elemental contributions. That way everybody wins and the family doesn't have to feel upset about the member being abused by bosses and away from the home missing out on everything to support them.

[DoTheFandango]

cool, 85% of the world will be malnourished!

[Burnt]

related story: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,...est=latestnews

But seriously about 2.5 million people in the U.S. die per year. The U.S. uses about 20 million barrels of oil per day. So even if a human body could produce as much fuel as a barrel of oil (which it wouldn't come close to) and we used the corpse of every single person who dies in a year it would only produce 12.5% of the energy we get from Oil in a day.

[Tone]

AHhhhhhhhh hahahahahahahahaaaaaaa

Keep trying, junior

[kthx]

I had an idea to fix America.

Start a huge farm, I am talking a million acres.

Collect all the people on Welfare, all the homeless people, and the canadians who are really involved in America for some unknown reason.

Bus them all to the farm.

Give them their welfare money only if they work the fields.

That way, they work for their money, the amount of unemployed is dropped drastically because most people would rather find a job at McDonalds than work a farm.

Lots of food is produced, and America feeds all the starving people in the world, solve the homeless problem, solve the unemployment problem, and save billions of dollars in taxpayer money every year.

Its perfect.

[raizin]

I had an idea to fix America.

Start a huge farm, I am talking a million acres.

Collect all the people on Welfare, all the homeless people, and the canadians who are really involved in America for some unknown reason.

Bus them all to the farm.

Give them their welfare money only if they work the fields.

That way, they work for their money, the amount of unemployed is dropped drastically because most people would rather find a job at McDonalds than work a farm.

Lots of food is produced, and America feeds all the starving people in the world, solve the homeless problem, solve the unemployment problem, and save billions of dollars in taxpayer money every year.

Its perfect.

lets do it.

[disorder]

it was a good idea before we had machines that could be programmed to mow our lawns perfectly; scaled to agricultural experiments of limitless size with maximal nutrients, like what we'd do in space if our species depended on it. insects and grass could provide everything. and even as burnt says 12.5% of our locomotive energy consumption with just 300 million people.

[soup]

I had an idea to fix America.

Start a huge farm, I am talking a million acres.

Collect all the people on Welfare, all the homeless people, and the canadians who are really involved in America for some unknown reason.

Bus them all to the farm.

Give them their welfare money only if they work the fields.

That way, they work for their money, the amount of unemployed is dropped drastically because most people would rather find a job at McDonalds than work a farm.

Lots of food is produced, and America feeds all the starving people in the world, solve the homeless problem, solve the unemployment problem, and save billions of dollars in taxpayer money every year.

Its perfect.

I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THIS


it's brilliant, you must be from texas

[shawn]

Obviously you faggots have never heard of natural selection
also, let america crumble and burn, no one else would give a fuck

[Jedi DC]

Even more applicable. With the advent of scientific approach to dead bodies, we could establish assisted suicide programs. Every employee has the choice to terminate themselves for a cash reward for their family double the quality of their elemental contributions. That way everybody wins and the family doesn't have to feel upset about the member being abused by bosses and away from the home missing out on everything to support them.

lool

[L1 TW]

AHhhhhhhhh hahahahahahahahaaaaaaa

Keep trying, junior

LOL TONED!

[Xog]

I didn't even realize that was posted by Tone.


Indeed, disorder just got fucking twn'd (haha i made a new forum term similar to pwn'd)