TRON Legacy

[Summa]

yeah, i shall pass, and instead waste my money on inglorious basterds and 9

and when this movie comes out i will celebrate by watching the old tron....and maybe Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret of the Ooze <----greatest movie evarrrrr amirite?

[Squeezer]

thank you for bringing back BUSTER PJ

I'm going to start using it like it was 1991 all over again.

edit: Val Kilmer and Jeff Bridges aren't GREAT actors. They're pretty good, but at least they tend to also do good movies.

[Squeezer]

the beginning of good things

you's a buster

[Xog]

Are you fucking kidding me? Of course he is. That ridiculous, contrived, crazy talking animal bullshit?! Get real. GET REAL!!!! Animals don't fucking talk bro! Never did and never will (except for parrots and talking dogs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCYaw5tGYAs).

Fun fact: Simba is Somalian for WEAK ASS BUSTER SHIT. Because that's how he brings it. That's how he does it. Weak ass buster shit, bro. For 94 minutes. He set a fucking RECORD for weak ass buster shit. Oh man I'm so lost in my life! I need help from this obese wild boar and this little BITCH lemur-esque animal! Hakuna Matata? More like STOP SMOKING FUCKING HERB AND GET A JOB. Oh nooo I need the spirit of James Earl Jones to tell me what to do! Help me James! Pump your fucking brakes, bitch! I mean you're a talking lion. Go hit up some high profile zoo and do Denis Leary monologues! You'd make BANK.

Matthew Broderick, what the fuck were you thinking? Jesus Christ, you were Ferris Buhler! Looks like you need to go back in time to the day you signed the contract to do the voice acting for Simba's adult voice and take a fucking DAY OFF. "Hey, who does Simba's voice acting as a child? Oh, that mark ass bitch from Home Improvement who has a huge career for 6 years until he isn't a teenager anymore and nobody wants anything to with him? SIGN ME THE FUCK UP!"

From start to finish, the whole story is mad gay (Liberace gay, fucking creamy peanut butter on the crack, raw dog ,put-on-those-silky-smooth-purple-rain-prince-tunes while I run to Target and get some KY gay). I mean talking animals!? I talked to my dog once. I said "Hey, I'm really lonely. So incredibly lonely. I could use some companionship. Someone to vent to. A shoulder to lean on. I mean I feel like all you want to do it eat, shit, and catch the frisbee. I need to know that our relationship means more than that. I need to know that our relationship is REAL." You know what he said? JACK SHIT! You know what he said 3 hours later? STILL JACK SHIT! Then he took a shit! And if my dog's name was Jack, do you know what the coincidence would've been? His shit would've been JACK SHIT!
Well technically JACK'S SHIT, but you get it. Or maybe you don't get it...just like how I don't get how anyone likes this HORSESHIT movie!

Big ups to James Earl Jones, though.

you're making some kid cry

[ÆNIMA]

Hey PJ haven't seen you in a while, made me laugh.

I think Lion King almost made me cry at some point (you know, back when it was almost cool for kids to cry).

I'm talking about computer animated movies, BRAh

[Galleleo]

lol not really, I am not being that serious, I quite like Jeff Bridges for instance.

[DoTheFandango]

I think you missed the entire purpose of this post.

[Galleleo]

So you are saying that it is quite obvious for him to hate on the Lion King because animals don't talk. Yet he says that Pixar is awesome and Pixar has created multiple movies with talking animals (Finding Nemo and Ratatouille for example).

Quite the contradiction Mr. Jam. But I applaud you for your story at it was quite entertaining to the soul.

[Fit of Rage]

Quality that has been missing from these forums for a while. Big ups. :up:

[Pearl Jam]

You hating on the Lion King now?

Are you fucking kidding me? Of course he is. That ridiculous, contrived, crazy talking animal bullshit?! Get real. GET REAL!!!! Animals don't fucking talk bro! Never did and never will (except for parrots and talking dogs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCYaw5tGYAs).

Fun fact: Simba is Somalian for WEAK ASS BUSTER SHIT. Because that's how he brings it. That's how he does it. Weak ass buster shit, bro. For 94 minutes. He set a fucking RECORD for weak ass buster shit. Oh man I'm so lost in my life! I need help from this obese wild boar and this little BITCH lemur-esque animal! Hakuna Matata? More like STOP SMOKING FUCKING HERB AND GET A JOB. Oh nooo I need the spirit of James Earl Jones to tell me what to do! Help me James! Pump your fucking brakes, bitch! I mean you're a talking lion. Go hit up some high profile zoo and do Denis Leary monologues! You'd make BANK.

Matthew Broderick, what the fuck were you thinking? Jesus Christ, you were Ferris Buhler! Looks like you need to go back in time to the day you signed the contract to do the voice acting for Simba's adult voice and take a fucking DAY OFF. "Hey, who does Simba's voice acting as a child? Oh, that mark ass bitch from Home Improvement who has a huge career for 6 years until he isn't a teenager anymore and nobody wants anything to with him? SIGN ME THE FUCK UP!"

From start to finish, the whole story is mad gay (Liberace gay, fucking creamy peanut butter on the crack, raw dog ,put-on-those-silky-smooth-purple-rain-prince-tunes while I run to Target and get some KY gay). I mean talking animals!? I talked to my dog once. I said "Hey, I'm really lonely. So incredibly lonely. I could use some companionship. Someone to vent to. A shoulder to lean on. I mean I feel like all you want to do it eat, shit, and catch the frisbee. I need to know that our relationship means more than that. I need to know that our relationship is REAL." You know what he said? JACK SHIT! You know what he said 3 hours later? STILL JACK SHIT! Then he took a shit! And if my dog's name was Jack, do you know what the coincidence would've been? His shit would've been JACK SHIT!
Well technically JACK'S SHIT, but you get it. Or maybe you don't get it...just like how I don't get how anyone likes this HORSESHIT movie!

Big ups to James Earl Jones, though.

[Galleleo]

You hating on the Lion King now?

[ÆNIMA]

Sorry, Pixar owns the animated movie sector...anything that's not Pixar is sub-par. Bolt was sub-par for me.

Even that hamster that everyone was raving about...he wasn't that funny. He was just what I imagined most fat nerds would act like.

[genocidal]

I've never seen Bolt but I promise that Tron is 200 times better.*

*Jeff Bridges is the man, how does anyone argue after The Big Lebowski?

[Galleleo]

Bolt just was amazing, no need for any drugs to make it so!

[DoTheFandango]

I love TRON. For some reason, I also LOVE 3D movies, no matter how bad they are (ate two weed cookies then saw Bolt, thought it was amazing). For all of you that think the drugs made it awesome, I smoked about 3 blunts and saw the Spirit and ended up getting kicked out of the theater for screaming at the screen.