Makes me proud to be leaving Texas

[PaulOakenfold]

I know this is a predominantly Christian forum, and I know that many people don't share my views on sexuality within marriage, but bear with me for a moment.... About two years ago, my wife (a Catholic) and I had a pretty bland sex life. We'd tried toys, erotic movies, the whole lot, and while our sex wasn't terrible, it lacked the enthusiasm of our first few years of marriage.

Anyway, after a particularly raucous grill-off with some long time friends, my stomach was shot. The next day, I went to answer nature's call and happened to leave the bathroom door open while I was 'laying down some chunnel work,' and my wife walked by. I heard her pause, take a few heady whiffs of my bold, escaping inner atmosphere, and before I knew it she was straddling me! Apparently the odor set her off, but for me, it was the act of both penetrating and evacuating, or, at the moment of my eventual (and very satisfying!) ejaculation, evacuating and filling.... Ever since, it's been a weekly ritual for her to 'pretend' to walk in on me and spend the next few hours being spun around like a fecal desiring top Hopefully this answers your question, and again, I totally understand if your religion makes this an impossibility - just don't dismiss it out of hand.

[Ilya]

How can you be so fucking stuck up?

shut the fuck up, PH

[ÆNIMA]

I know this is a predominantly Christian forum, and I know that many people don't share my views on sexuality within marriage, but bear with me for a moment.... About two years ago, my wife (a Catholic) and I had a pretty bland sex life. We'd tried toys, erotic movies, the whole lot, and while our sex wasn't terrible, it lacked the enthusiasm of our first few years of marriage.

Anyway, after a particularly raucous grill-off with some long time friends, my stomach was shot. The next day, I went to answer nature's call and happened to leave the bathroom door open while I was 'laying down some chunnel work,' and my wife walked by. I heard her pause, take a few heady whiffs of my bold, escaping inner atmosphere, and before I knew it she was straddling me! Apparently the odor set her off, but for me, it was the act of both penetrating and evacuating, or, at the moment of my eventual (and very satisfying!) ejaculation, evacuating and filling.... Ever since, it's been a weekly ritual for her to 'pretend' to walk in on me and spend the next few hours being spun around like a fecal desiring top Hopefully this answers your question, and again, I totally understand if your religion makes this an impossibility - just don't dismiss it out of hand.

I don't know what religion would be against that. But I do know that that's utterly disgusting to read. Keep your poop sex to yourself.

[HateTheFake]

I know this is a predominantly Christian forum, and I know that many people don't share my views on sexuality within marriage, but bear with me for a moment.... About two years ago, my wife (a Catholic) and I had a pretty bland sex life. We'd tried toys, erotic movies, the whole lot, and while our sex wasn't terrible, it lacked the enthusiasm of our first few years of marriage.

Anyway, after a particularly raucous grill-off with some long time friends, my stomach was shot. The next day, I went to answer nature's call and happened to leave the bathroom door open while I was 'laying down some chunnel work,' and my wife walked by. I heard her pause, take a few heady whiffs of my bold, escaping inner atmosphere, and before I knew it she was straddling me! Apparently the odor set her off, but for me, it was the act of both penetrating and evacuating, or, at the moment of my eventual (and very satisfying!) ejaculation, evacuating and filling.... Ever since, it's been a weekly ritual for her to 'pretend' to walk in on me and spend the next few hours being spun around like a fecal desiring top Hopefully this answers your question, and again, I totally understand if your religion makes this an impossibility - just don't dismiss it out of hand.

post of the year contender

[DoTheFandango]

Holy ahhahahahshfahsfhasfsahf

YES. post of the year.

[Vatican Assassin]

sanchez is obviously a mind control victim of a satantic cult, wake up people

[Epinephrine]

Well America sort of stole Texas from Mexico in the first place anyway, so they're just coming back 100 years late.

[kthx]

Guess it is time for Alamo round 2 then, another 100 years of crime free Texas.

[paradise!]

hahahhaha Paulo, funniest thing i've read in a while.

[Cops]

Itt: Ph Is Racist vs Paul likes DP

[disorder]

Originally Posted by Vatican Assassin
sanchez is obviously a mind control victim of a satantic cult, wake up people

Quote:
Originally Posted by Xog
Wake up, they are preparing for a reaction. Think for yourselves, critical thinking is the key. Don't be gullible, research info, look into it


I think I found Xog's imposter. my deductive reasoning points have increased.

[disorder]

beano said at Jul 28 2009 12:12AM
There's a lot missing here.

"McManus, who appeared uncomfortable as he addressed reporters, said Sanchez apparently ate the child's brain and some other body parts. She also tore his face off, chewed off three of his toes and decapitated the infant before stabbing herself."

lesegog said at Jul 28 2009 9:16AM
Woman boiled and ate her son (2 Kings 6:29)





lesegog said at Jul 28 2009 2:43PM
Deuteronomy 28:53

53 Because of the suffering that your enemy will inflict on you during the siege, you will eat the fruit of the womb, the flesh of the sons and daughters the LORD your God has given you.

[Kid Kaos]

If white people went to Brazil and started DUI manslaughtering people, eating babies, and starting gangs it could only help. They might even plant some trees (you need trees to breathe).

They would probably be European. -_-

[PaulOakenfold]

Take me as seriously as kthx, ph and money. The only difference is that I'm from CT.

Wea re bascicaly buddies. Ask me about the shost he gave me.