Senate Bill SB-2099

[kthx]

Horrified by these wasteful wishes, Lisa wishes for world peace, and all countries declare peace and destroy all weapons by throwing them into a giant furnace. Before long, Kang and Kodos realize the human race is "ripe for the plucking" and enslave the Earth armed only with a slingshot and a club, declaring "your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons". Kang then crowns himself king of Earth. The people angrily blame the Simpsons. Determined to make a wish that cannot be twisted, Homer demands a turkey sandwich, though the turkey turns out to be a little too dry. Hoping to see Flander's suffer, Homer gladly hands the paw over to Flanders. Ned's first wish is to "Get rid of those awful aliens," which is accomplished when Moe is chases Kodos away with a board with a nail in it. As they retreat, the aliens proclaim that one day humans will make bigger boards with bigger nails and eventually destroy themselves with their own power. Everyone celebrates and after Flanders wishes to "spruce up the ol' homestead", his house is converted into an opulent castle, causing Homer to be jealous.

See? If we get rid of all guns aliens will attack us and we will end up making boards with nails on them so big that we eventually destroy the planet.

[Squeezer]

heh I love that episode.

[Galleleo]

It's not really ignorance, there is no reason to have a gun aside from hunting.

[Bioture]

It's not really ignorance, there is no reason to have a gun aside from hunting.

Try telling that to the robber robbing your house or the rapist raping your butt at gunpoint.

[D1st0rt]

It would stop mentally insane people from shooting up their universities because they got rejected by a girl they asked out. Or w/e it was a couple years ago. Or at least make it harder to do so.

wrong again

[Vatican Assassin]

All im seeing is a bunch of whining. stfu already.

Edit: I own 3 guns and I couldn't care less if this bill is passed or not.

Then you obviously couldn't care less about the ability to own guns, because this is a step toward that happening.

[Vatican Assassin]

Yeah, I don't see what the big deal is. You pay a tax/licensure on a lot of things.

Please go read the history of your country and realize how sad it would be if our founding fathers said "Oh, another tax, what's the big deal?"

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Please go read the history of your country and realize how sad it would be if our founding fathers said "Oh, another tax, what's the big deal?"

Why bring up the founding fathers on this...the bill is a hoax. God I am so tired of people falling back on the phrase"Founding Fathers" Shit it would seem that Italians should note this and look back at Romus and Remulus...Spain should go back to the 15th Century of the Established Monarchy they had...damn...even the Taliban sounds refreshing.

[Vatican Assassin]

It was 200 years ago and what the guys did at the boston tea party is an example of the political and moral stance that I believe in. More taxes, less individual freedom. Some taxes are justified, this hoax wouldn't have been. Sometimes we have to remind ourselves that this country was built upon and hopefully still has the ability to question "just another tax."

[Troll King]

Good for you. Keep on protesting a bill that you know doesn't exist.

[kthx]

Just like you keep on supporting the public health insurance bill that won't pass.

[Troll King]

I did? Where?

[kthx]

By you I am referring to all the liberals who always post liberal idiocy on the forums. I put you all in a group.

[Troll King]

Keep on scratching. You might eventually find a bit of credibility.

[kthx]

I think the huge amount of people who over the course of the last year have changed their views on politics through watching Obama destroy the country is proof enough, more people agree with my political viewpoint than ever.