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besides just being a fuckin pimp, i found out a nice fuckin way of getting girls. sober. bring an umbrella ( in my case, to class) and if the shit starts raining, which it likely will, and u see some fine ass covering her head with her fucking folder, u bust out that umbrella over her head, and bam. thought id help some of the nerds out with this one. feel free to post ur ways if u think u got nehting worth telling.
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5:Melanoma> so I kinda cheated on my gf yesterday
5:Melanoma> but I was drunk so it doesnt count right
5:Oops> doesnt count if ur sober just so long as u dont get caught
5:Melanoma> aight cool
5:Melanoma> + it was with a dude
5:Oops> what?
5:Melanoma> ye
5:Oops> you serious?
5:Melanoma> innocent kissing
5:Melanoma> fu
5:Melanoma> I WAS DRUNK
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I carry a dog carcass with me and when I see fine ass I throw it into the street and act like my dog got hit by a car and start crying. Hot ass comes to comfort me and bang pity sex.TWDT Head Op Seasons 2, 3, and 4
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l m f a o5:Melanoma> so I kinda cheated on my gf yesterday
5:Melanoma> but I was drunk so it doesnt count right
5:Oops> doesnt count if ur sober just so long as u dont get caught
5:Melanoma> aight cool
5:Melanoma> + it was with a dude
5:Oops> what?
5:Melanoma> ye
5:Oops> you serious?
5:Melanoma> innocent kissing
5:Melanoma> fu
5:Melanoma> I WAS DRUNK
5:squallFF8> this is akwardComment
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rofl Oops, that shit is older time itself.
God, you suck, cheesy as mutherfucker... the iq of the girls you get is probably below 80.Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.Comment
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doubtful as they are in college. as simpel as it is, it works. girls like it5:Melanoma> so I kinda cheated on my gf yesterday
5:Melanoma> but I was drunk so it doesnt count right
5:Oops> doesnt count if ur sober just so long as u dont get caught
5:Melanoma> aight cool
5:Melanoma> + it was with a dude
5:Oops> what?
5:Melanoma> ye
5:Oops> you serious?
5:Melanoma> innocent kissing
5:Melanoma> fu
5:Melanoma> I WAS DRUNK
5:squallFF8> this is akwardComment
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You guys are geniuses! I will try this out for sure.Comment
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All I have to do to pick up girls is stare deep into their eyes. It must sucks taking the chump's way out.Comment
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I just take my dick out... and everyone is in awe of my big fat penis!TWLM-J Champion Season 8 :wub:
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In awe because of your fat vagina right beneath it.http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/2561/rasaq.png
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roflmao sae
I just whip it out right there on the spot. No questions asked.4:BigKing> xD
4:Best> i'm leaving chat
4:BigKing> what did i do???
4:Best> told you repeatedly you cannot use that emoji anymore
4:BigKing> ???? why though
4:Best> you're 6'4 and black...you can't use emojis like that
4:BigKing> xDComment
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ahahahahOriginally posted by saetep View Post1:Cape> is infrared the thing that microwave does?
Cape> i thought it was like u inferred
1:Cape> yo when u look up at the night sky and see billions of night stars
1:Cape> im like fuk it let this shit end
Tsunami> LOl
beam> stfu tsunami
Tsunami> yo this girl is dead up snoring
beam> ur blacker than tarcoal
Tsunami> should end her life while she sleeps
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I pay them money :sorcerer:Rediscover online gaming. Get Subspace
Mantra-Slider> you like it rough
Kitty> true
I girl with BooBiez> OH I GET IT U PRETEND TO BE A MAN
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thanks for making a thread that can easily be picked up by search engines for desperate faggots trying to pick up e-girls.
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thanks, asshole.Girl if it's alright,
100%.Comment
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Great idea Broly. We should just make the entire forums into this thread, so that people go "what is trenchwars, will it help me pick up girls" and then download continuum. Instant population boost.http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/2561/rasaq.png
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--|-- Ease got the correct answer, '5.3 inches', in 6.379 sec. and is tied for the lead with 2 pts.Comment
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When I'm at the bar and go to the bathroom to take a piss, I walk out with my fly down and usually some girl fish hooks me and thats the one I sleep with that night.IF YOU EVER DREAM OF BEATING ME, YOU BETTER WAKE UP AND APOLOGIZE.
1:Vermillion Flame> crap, why is it so hard to grab just one newbie lol
1:Vermillion Flame> i've noticed that. a real lack of supply of players here
1:Vermillion Flame> i never thought a single newbie could be so precious
yo dog, I heard you like driving, so we put a car in your car so you can drive while you drive
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