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    My girlfriend and I had been dating for a few years now when we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends encouraged me. My girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me. That one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight miniskirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me, and I got many a pleasant view.
    It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

    One day little sister calls and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she could not overcome and did not really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and commit my life to her sister.

    I was in total shock and could not say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, & if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me.

    "I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go upstairs.
    When she reached the top, she pulled down her clothes & threw them down the stairs at me.

    I stood there for a moment,then turned & went straight to the front door. I opened the door & stepped out of the house & walked straight toward my car... my future father-in-law was standing outside. All teary eyed he hugged me and said,"We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We could not ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"



    The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.
    :fear:

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    pq
    1: Pasta <ER>> lol we are gona win this bd talking about porn on our squadchat


    1:EpicLi <ZH>> but should i trust you, you are mean to the ppl
    1:trashed> wha
    1:EpicLi <ZH>> you will hack into my computer and steal my child porn
    1:trashed> i am a very nice person actually.
    1:trashed> i do not steal other's child porn
    1:trashed> i download my own

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    1:turmio> i was fucking certain that the first time she would touch me i would come

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    • #3
      LOL Good game! But jokes aside, what were you actually gonna do!?

      Congrats man, sounds really awesome =D
      (Twerp and Duel Pasta)
      5:dads revenge> they are both actually my virtual pet salamanders I have to feed them virtual flies 3 times a day

      1: Pandagirl!> What do I say back to that
      1: Pandagirl!> How about "lol"
      1: winipcfg> despite "lol"'s versatility, I don't think that'd be good in the situation

      If you can't beat them, eat them. ?go zombies3 - Chao <ER>

      Ricko> mvp gets poppadums from weak's corner shop

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      • #4
        This is just one of Dynasty's stories. I still remember the one where he talked about taking the most epic shit of his life.

        http://forums.trenchwars.org/showthread.php?t=2513
        5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
        5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
        5:royst> i wish it was calculus

        1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

        1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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        • #5
          I'm pretty sure I've heard that before.
          Pandagirl!

          (ph)>12 is just right

          In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
          1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
          1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
          1:Chao <ER>> at all
          1:Mantra-Slider> chao
          1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
          Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
          Chao <ER> - hero

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Fit of Rage View Post
            This is just one of Dynasty's stories. I still remember the one where he talked about taking the most epic shit of his life.

            http://forums.trenchwars.org/showthread.php?t=2513
            That thread is all kinds of epic, you only have to look at who posted in it.
            Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Pandagirl! View Post
              I'm pretty sure I've heard that before.
              ^^

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Pandagirl! View Post
                I'm pretty sure I've heard that before.
                youre the sister arent you
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                • #9
                  you know, we can just go on 4chan archives ourselves, man.

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                  • #10
                    Say WHAT
                    4:BigKing> xD
                    4:Best> i'm leaving chat
                    4:BigKing> what did i do???
                    4:Best> told you repeatedly you cannot use that emoji anymore
                    4:BigKing> ???? why though
                    4:Best> you're 6'4 and black...you can't use emojis like that
                    4:BigKing> xD

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Mr. Peanuts View Post
                      you know, we can just go on 4chan archives ourselves, man.
                      but I dont

                      that's why they need to bring it to us!
                      sigpic
                      All good things must come to an end.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Mr. Peanuts View Post
                        you know, we can just go on 4chan archives ourselves, man.
                        qft but the real gems aren't even there

                        just rehashed unfunny shit like this
                        Originally posted by Tone
                        It is now time for the energy shift of the 7th root race to manifest on the 3D physical plane and uplift us back to 5D.
                        Originally posted by the_paul
                        Gargle battery acid fuckface
                        Originally posted by Material Girl
                        I tried downloading a soundcard

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                        • #13
                          This forum is full of emo's no wonder I only post here once every 4 years.
                          I only posted this because I saw another "Getting Married" thread that was "serious" so a parody is expected!
                          :fear:

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                          • #14
                            You should become a novelist.
                            thread killer

                            Also who changed to pw to Squadless, how am I supposed to fly the banner of sucking at the game

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Epinephrine View Post
                              youre the sister arent you
                              I wish I had a sister
                              Pandagirl!

                              (ph)>12 is just right

                              In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
                              1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
                              1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
                              1:Chao <ER>> at all
                              1:Mantra-Slider> chao
                              1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
                              Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
                              Chao <ER> - hero

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