bus stories

[Da1andonly]

I ride the bus every day to work. I don't own a car because where I live, the public transport system is excellent (buses, trams, metro...). When I get home, around 5-6 stops before I get off, there's a building that has a zillion retards in it. Some sort of "safe-work" for the mentally challenged. It's always a blast when they enter the bus. Some of them have down syndrome and try to lick almost everything in the bus, some of them cough and drool like hell. There's this one HUGE chick that is ALWAYS smiling - and she smells like a week old urine.

[Xog]

I ride the bus every day to work. I don't own a car because where I live, the public transport system is excellent (buses, trams, metro...). When I get home, around 5-6 stops before I get off, there's a building that has a zillion retards in it. Some sort of "safe-work" for the mentally challenged. It's always a blast when they enter the bus. Some of them have down syndrome and try to lick almost everything in the bus, some of them cough and drool like hell. There's this one HUGE chick that is ALWAYS smiling - and she smells like a week old urine.

Da1, I don't think you're riding public transit.

[Da1andonly]

you're right, I'm riding Might when we meet in amsterdam again.

[Jerome Scuggs]

fuck the bus, all they ever do is get in my way, drive slow, take up three lanes when making a turn, and carry minorities. What could be good about any of that

[Eeks]

Fuck public transportation! Bicycling all the way! I have a car but I prefer my bike.

[Summa]

I was once on a bus that was raided by the police.

Socialism will take away your private transportation (i.e. cars, bikes, and legs) and make everything into public transportation! ABSOLUTE EQUALITY!

[Stompa]

p.p.s. stomp, where the hell have you been?

I'm in school so I can make money so I don't have to ride the bus anymore. Actually I have my car with me in DC but taking the bus is a lot smarter and way fucking cheaper. I use my car for the grocery store mostly.

p.s. i'm not getting vaccinated for H1N1 because the government puts mercury in them which causes you to vote Democrat.

[megaman89]

You have to ride buses at big schools at least sometimes unless you like walking/riding a bike 2 miles in the rain/sweltering heat/snow/other shit weather.

this

[Eeks]

Or.... You could do what I did with my last job. Drive a bicycle to work for 6 months(5 miles distance), try to beat your previous time every morning and shower in the locker room instead of your home.
I thought it'd be a good idea in my next job (15 miles distance): I did it once and never tried it again. Heck I even forgat to bring clean underwear so I had to spend the day commando under my working clothes and there's nothing as hellish as getting caught in traffic with a bicycle or getting lost with a bicycle.