bus stories

[paradise!]

alright so, i have to ride the bus to and from a place near me every single day. Mind you, during this time i've seen some crazy shit.

Yesterday, en route to campus, I enter the bus, flash my student id, and try to look for a seat. The bus was so fucking crowded, i had to ask this zoned out redhead if she could POSSIBLY stop from taking up 3 seats (she was kind of thick, so she took up 1.5 seats, and her bag took up about a solid 2/3). I am 6'2 162 so im skinny enough to fit, but come on now. So i say "can you move ur stuff" and after giving me the weirdest look ive ever seen from a girl, she moves her shit and i sit.

So i quickly glance to scope out the prospects aka the hunnies, right. I see an old black guy, 60s i'd say, with a cane. By this time he is looking straight at me. Like giving me the stink-eye. But, i'm looking at all this out of the corner of my eye, so i finally look straight (which is across to him). When I look, he is like pounding his right hand into his open left palm. I stare at his hands then to him for 2 seconds, and turn away, telling myself. As SOON as i look away, he makes this kind of moan that deaf people do, this aimed at me.

He got up, WHILE the bus was moving, so he went VERY slowly. By this time, poop was 99.99% of the way from leaving my ass into my pants, and i was sweating like a pig. He like wobbled over, and fucking KICKED my shin. I went "AH, WHAT THE HECK." Heard a kid in the back snicker like a bitch. I got off at the next stop. And had a bitch of a walk to campus with my leg sore.

[genocidal]

beep beep special kid comin thruogh

alright so, i have to ride the bus

u ride the shortbus LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL <_<<_<

[Kontrolz]

alright so, i have to ride the bus to and from a place near me every single day. Mind you, during this time i've seen some crazy shit.

Yesterday, en route to campus, I enter the bus, flash my student id, and try to look for a seat. The bus was so fucking crowded, i had to ask this zoned out redhead if she could POSSIBLY stop from taking up 3 seats (she was kind of thick, so she took up 1.5 seats, and her bag took up about a solid 2/3). I am 6'2 162 so im skinny enough to fit, but come on now. So i say "can you move ur stuff" and after giving me the weirdest look ive ever seen from a girl, she moves her shit and i sit.

So i quickly glance to scope out the prospects aka the hunnies, right. I see an old black guy, 60s i'd say, with a cane. By this time he is looking straight at me. Like giving me the stink-eye. But, i'm looking at all this out of the corner of my eye, so i finally look straight (which is across to him). When I look, he is like pounding his right hand into his open left palm. I stare at his hands then to him for 2 seconds, and turn away, telling myself. As SOON as i look away, he makes this kind of moan that deaf people do, this aimed at me.

He got up, WHILE the bus was moving, so he went VERY slowly. By this time, poop was 99.99% of the way from leaving my ass into my pants, and i was sweating like a pig. He like wobbled over, and fucking KICKED my shin. I went "AH, WHAT THE HECK." Heard a kid in the back snicker like a bitch. I got off at the next stop. And had a bitch of a walk to campus with my leg sore.

Why the fuck would you let someone get away with hitting you?
Also, the kid probably snickered because you didn't defend yourself and you said "heck". I would have laughed and joined in on the kicking of shins.

[paradise!]

Why the fuck would you let someone get away with hitting you?
Also, the kid probably snickered because you didn't defend yourself and you said "heck". I would have laughed and joined in on the kicking of shins.

bro...he is 65+, and deaf. What the fuck am i supposed to do? punch him back?

do you know how sketchy it is to punch someone above the age of 60.

[soup]

So i quickly glance to scope out the prospects aka the hunnies, right.

LOLOLOL


But seriously, why did he do that? He had his own seat right?


I would have called the cops, but if you lived in Europe I would beat the shit out of that dude.

[Kontrolz]

bro...he is 65+, and deaf. What the fuck am i supposed to do? punch him back?

do you know how sketchy it is to punch someone above the age of 60.

If he's young enough to kick someone he's young enough to get hit back.
Being deaf has nothing to do with it.
Edit: Plus if he's black and riding the bus you are going to be just fine if the police are called.

[Adman]

Bus trips are fun.

[Eeks]

WHAT A DISSAPOINTMENT - I was expecting something erotic.

[Xog]

I take the train every day to and from work.

Last night I did overtime, so I left at 1AM.. the train wasn't completely abandoned, there were maybe 10 people in the car. In the back was this couple having sex. Everyone could hear her moaning.

She looked like she was 15.

I also got robbed by someone with a [read the story!] real late at night on the 6 train. I was sitting there. The car was empty except for me and him. He was standing at the door which was right next to me. The car is huge. Next thing I know, I've got a gun against my head. He tells me to stand up and face away from him. I oblige. A gun is next to my head. Thankfully I used the bathroom before leaving my homie's house. Now that I'm standing, hands at my sides, facing away from him, with him holding a gun against my head, he says, "GIMME YO MONEY!" (I have this neat trick where I keep my big bills in my wallet and small bills in my front pocket for just this type of situation. I had $80 on me) So I reached into my front pocket and took out a $5 bill. He takes it, still holding the gun to my head. The train has stopped, and the doors open because we're now at the next station. He drops his gun, and runs out the door. I look down at my feet. A fucking pez dispenser.

Fixed ok? Jeez.

[Vatican Assassin]

the way you make us highlight the awesome climax is beyond gay

[Galleleo]

So i quickly glance to scope out the prospects aka the hunnies, right. I see an old black guy, 60s i'd say, with a cane... ...By this time, poop was 99.99% of the way from leaving my ass into my pants

qq

[Stompa]

Yo para,

Sounds like a typical "brown kid in Ohio rides on public transportation" story tbh--the Midwest is a bunch of closet redneck racists. I ride the bus about once a week to school too. There's some sketch ass people on the bus for real.
Everyone has AIDS in DC (seriously just google AIDS DC). If an old man kicked me on the bus I'd say thank you for not giving me AIDS instead. That dude probably would have cut you if you even said anything to him.

[Pandagirl!]

When I was in 6th grade our school bus driver was a pedophile. He'd pick us up really early so that we got to the school 30 minutes before we were supposed to. Then he'd come back and sit with whoever had a seat open. I was the last one on the bus, so it was usually me.

He also brought in a video camera and recorded people that were asleep. I have no idea as to what he did with the hours of footage he had of sleeping middle and high school students, and I'm not sure I want to know.

Also, he work at Subway in town, so whenever I went to Subway he gave me free cookies

Needless to say, he got fired towards the end of the year. I heard he's actually in a mental institution now - maybe he pleaded insanity.

As for your story Para, I told you that you should have lived on campus. The COTA buses are scary. My roomie and I got on one last year and ended up getting on the wrong one. The bus driver pulled over and yelled at us for 5 minutes because we just never got off the bus. Then when we did get off, he yelled at us again and actually chased us for a little while. I haven't been on a COTA bus since, lol.

[soup]

Yo para,

Sounds like a typical "brown kid in Ohio rides on public transportation" story tbh--the Midwest is a bunch of closet redneck racists. I ride the bus about once a week to school too. There's some sketch ass people on the bus for real.
Everyone has AIDS in DC (seriously just google AIDS DC). If an old man kicked me on the bus I'd say thank you for not giving me AIDS instead. That dude probably would have cut you if you even said anything to him.

But it was a black man, why would he hate on para?!?!

[Edify]

Edit: nevermind