bus stories

[DoTheFandango]

i'm white i don't ride a bus.

[genocidal]

kthx is poor and lives in a bungalow with walls made out of wood

gg faggot

What did your parents build your walls out of? Mud? Padding?

[soup]

[Barton]

yo soupero... they don't know brike walls over there :/

[genocidal]

Your house's structure is made of brick - "walls" refers to interior walls. You get a pass though because you don't speak English over there.

[Barton]

i see...

[Vergilius]

on topic: the train conductor having sex while forgetting to turn off the microphone is a classic.. http://www.crazynfunny.com/tag/train-sex/ (you only need to listen, nothing nsfw to see)

[megaman89]

Only poor people ride the bus once they turn 16, so I haven't had to worry about it in over eight years. Public transportation is shitty and I would never use it.

you didn't go to a big college did you

[kthx]

Just the University of Houston, I just rented an apartment about 20 miles away while working to go there. What the fuck does riding a bus and going to a big college have anything to do with one another.

[genocidal]

You have to ride buses at big schools at least sometimes unless you like walking/riding a bike 2 miles in the rain/sweltering heat/snow/other shit weather.

[D1st0rt]

i ride the bus when i am drunk

[Epinephrine]

Well there was this time a few years back when i was riding the subway. Some obviously crazy guy sat next to me with a rolly suitcase then started to scream out to everyone that he had a bomb in the case. No one paid him any attention thought and he goit off in 3-4 stops LOL.

[kthx]

He would get shot now.

[Exotic]

when i was 8 years old back in the old country a drunk puked but held his mouth closed with his hands while looking at me. his cheeks were full of puke and there was a line of it flowing down his neck/sweater. i yelled to the security guards and they handled the situation with caution.

[soup]

Your house's structure is made of brick - "walls" refers to interior walls. You get a pass though because you don't speak English over there.

LOL

the interior walls are also made out of brick