ITT Squeezer has wine flu

[Squeezer]

Woke up feeling like shit, got worse in class, so I went to the campus health center today with a fever of 103. Turns out there's a 95% chance I have swine flu. While this is good news for mafia players, my lungs and throat are killing me. Advil does away with the headache, but I still feel out of it.

Pros:

-No school for at least the rest of the week.
-I look good wearing a sanitation mask

Cons:

-Coughing up blood.
-Hard to sleep
-No more pig sex

Will Trench Wars forums still touch me and share our germs? Also, what are your miraculous flu cures?

[Squeezer]

ITT: I also fail to spell swine right.

The wine flu sounds fun

[Noah]

Fuck you for beating me to point out your typo.

[Edify]

Oh man you are coughing up blood? Jeez.

Buy some Tamiflu ASAP.

[Xog]

drink a big bottle of robitussin in under an hour without falling asleep.

[Cops]

dude that sucks, I just over bronchitis (i think). try to stay healthy, hope you get better

[Pandagirl!]

I'm fully prepared to get swine flu, but I'm trying to delay it as long as possible. Hope you feel better soon. :turned:

[genocidal]

ITT: I also fail to spell swine right.

The wine flu sounds fun

moar like whine flu amirite

Catch some Z's and feel better, bro.

[kthx]

I don't plan on getting the vaccine and I don't plan on getting swine flu, I don't know how everyone else gets it.

[genocidal]

I don't plan on getting the vaccine and I don't plan on getting swine flu, I don't know how everyone else gets it.

bye being gay lol....:greedy:

[kthx]

I think only gays and liberals get it, thats true.

[Pressure Drop]

ITT: I also fail to spell swine right.

The wine flu sounds fun

bad hangover but more fun than swine flu

[Jason]

damn dude that sucks

just rest a shit ton and best wishes on a speedy recovery

my g/f is a crazy hypochondriac and she constantly reminds me of the latest news involving h1n1 outbreaks and what have you. she's convinced she'll get it and if you so much as let out a half-assed sneeze around her, you better believe she's going to shower you with lysol and hand-sanitizer. i'm not even kidding. it's nuts.

[Vatican Assassin]

I think only gays and liberals get it, thats true.

and for the millionth time kthx likes to divide up society into manageable duality structures, got some deep thinkers over there texas

[Infrared]

It's weird that you have the energy to log on forums.

I got the flu last year and was basically passed out on a couch for 3-4 days watching history channel because I couldn't gather the energy to crawl to the remote.