ITT Squeezer has wine flu

Woke up feeling like shit, got worse in class, so I went to the campus health center today with a fever of 103. Turns out there's a 95% chance I have swine flu. While this is good news for mafia players, my lungs and throat are killing me. Advil does away with the headache, but I still feel out of it.

Pros:

-No school for at least the rest of the week.
-I look good wearing a sanitation mask

Cons:

-Coughing up blood.
-Hard to sleep
-No more pig sex

Will Trench Wars forums still touch me and share our germs? Also, what are your miraculous flu cures?

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