ITT Squeezer has wine flu

[Squeezer]

It's weird that you have the energy to log on forums.

I got the flu last year and was basically passed out on a couch for 3-4 days watching history channel because I couldn't gather the energy to crawl to the remote.

Its 5:30, I'm wearing sweat pants, a sweatshirt with the hood up and I have soup running down my chin and into the slight neckbeard I was going to shave tonight. It really doesn't take that much effort to post on the interwebs. In fact thats pretty much all I can do.

edit: And watch the US fail at soccer

[kthx]

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/154087

[gran guerrero]

I was half expecting a thread about wine

but this is terrible

You can rest from FFL while you're at it

[Noah]

Yeah I forgot this part:

God bedring!

[Adman]

I had a flu/cold last week. Turned into pneumonia. Coughed up some blood. Scared the shit outta me.

Doc said come back in a few days if these pills don't make you feel better. Thought he did get me chest xrays to make sure it wasn't too serious.

Shitty time of year. Everyone's sick. When you're at school, make sure you wash your hands and sit away from obvious sick people. Oh, don't touch door handles with your hand.

[Jerome Scuggs]

us rednecks have developed resistance to this flu due to our frequent sexual encounters with pigs

suckaz

[Edify]

I had a flu/cold last week. Turned into pneumonia. Coughed up some blood. Scared the shit outta me.

Doc said come back in a few days if these pills don't make you feel better. Thought he did get me chest xrays to make sure it wasn't too serious.

Shitty time of year. Everyone's sick. When you're at school, make sure you wash your hands and sit away from obvious sick people. Oh, don't touch door handles with your hand.

How the heck do I open doors then? With my Sylar telekinetic powers??

I suppose I could lean on it with my knee if it was a push down door handle, but a round doorknob is impossible.

[Salubrious]

How the heck do I open doors then? With my Sylar telekinetic powers??

I suppose I could lean on it with my knee if it was a push down door handle, but a round doorknob is impossible.

Wear a single white glove, and if anyone asks about it, claim to be paying tribute to Michael Jackson.

[paradise!]

sounds like a lethal case of that wine flu my friend.

take immediate action.

[Galleleo]

Why are people so scared? So far the Swine Flu has actually been far less dangerous than the normal flu.

Shitty that you got it squeez, I am sure you'll feel better soon!

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Had it a few weeks ago...the cough sucks, especially at night. I was taking Nyquill gel caps for the evenings...worked well!

Did not hit me as bad as it sounds like it hit you, but being an old fossil, they say people between 30 - 50 will not feel the effects as badly as the younger & older population.

Was just an annoyance for me, as I continued to work and hit the gym. Dr. said I was passed the contagious stage anyway once I went to see what I had.

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Why are people so scared? So far the Swine Flu has actually been far less dangerous than the normal flu.

People are worried that may have asthma or some other lung - breathing problems. This flu hits those that are children to 20- 25 year olds worse than the rest of the population. To me it was just annoying as I note before, but it can really wipe out the people that are young as far as fever and breathing probs.

The only gripe I had was that it gives off arthritic feelings on your joints and areas that may have been injured in your past. My broken wrist from ages ago was killing me when I had it, but I thought maybe it was just time to deal with arthritus pain. Pain is completely gone now post flu.

[Galleleo]

I know that the Swine Flu can kill people, but any flu can kill people and the flu kills hundreds of thousand of people every year. The Swine Flu is up to what, 30.000 deaths? It has so far been less dangerous than the average flu going around.

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As noted: People are worried that may have asthma or some other lung - breathing problems

This flu hits these people differently from your normal influenza flu, as it has one thing that differs from the normal flu and that is how it can effect your lungs.

More than half of hospitalized adults had conditions such as asthma, chronic lung diseases, heart disease or immune system disorders that have died from this.

The number of pediatric deaths from the H1N1 swine flu is higher than usually seen with regular seasonal flu. During the past three years, deaths among children from the regular seasonal flu ranged from 46 to 88 annually, Schuchat said last Friday.

About 30 percent of the children who died had chronic medical conditions, such as asthma, cerebral palsy and muscular dystrophy. Among adults, about 30 percent died of severe bacterial pneumonia.

[Xog]

RIP Squeezer