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  • oh shit

    http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2009/10...l_missing.html

    you guys, help


    Not Ilya. Ilya does not pose.
    can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

  • #2
    Ilya’s Journey
    1. July 18, Havre De Grace, Md.: Spooks woman taking sailing lessons.
    2. August 23, Monmouth Cove, N.J.: Lolls on back to drink freshwater dripping from a boat.
    3. September 12, East Dennis, Mass.: Finds local residents eager to give him half-eaten sandwiches and freshwater (which is prohibited by federal law, since it teaches the animals to hang around docks, where they get killed by boat propellers).
    4. September 14, Orleans, Mass.: Swims in circles for a few hours.
    5. September 26, Milford, Conn.: Two hundred residents flock to a footbridge after a sighting. One calls the cops, worried that someone might shoot him.
    this is me in manatee form. he must be found.

    september 14th was a good day
    can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

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    • #3
      We must help IlyaZ!

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      • #4
        i forgot about this

        UPDATE

        http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/1..._n_338829.html

        Now he's lounging in a balmy 81-degree pool with a view of the Miami skyline, all the lettuce he can eat, and even some female companionship.
        we did it, guys
        can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

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        • #5
          5. September 26, Milford, Conn.: Two hundred residents flock to a footbridge after a sighting. One calls the cops, worried that someone might shoot him.
          haha, ilya the manatee
          Condom> sometimes I lose on purpose just to remember what it feels like

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