Excusses for driving fast.

[Ace]

Ok thought you all might enjoy a chance to tell your story. Now none of these are mine but I have heard them from some where and was amused by them. Here's the idea you tell stories of why you HAVE been stopped for driving to fast or maybe have heard of others.

- Hello officer I was driving fast because I just washed my car and I wanted to dry it.
- ..... I was driving to fast because I had to go to the bathroom.
- ..... I was driving to fast because I am late for work.

Any others?

[Necrogen]

You never admit to doing anything wrong, idiot.

Officer: do you realize you were going 30 over?
You: Huh? No.

[Adman]

Cop: You were clocked at 102 in a 60 zone.
Adam: ...silence...
Cop: I'm gonna be nice because i don't want to ruin your driving record.
Adam: Thanks.
Cop: Don't thank me, but if you decide to fight this ticket i'll pull you over every time i see you.
Adam: Okay ...takes 40 dollar fine and 10km over and drives away...

[ÆNIMA]

There's always the Chris Farley approach...if you don't know it, go watch "Black Sheep" now.


Cop: I clocked you at 90 mph back there, what do you have to say about this?

Driver: Only 90?? You must've caught me on the curve back there...cuz I was going waaay over 100 most of the way.

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Cop: Why did you run so far before deciding to pull over?

Driver: Sorry officer, I was paying attention to the road, and wasn't looking behind me.

[CrvenBan]

Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 mph, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour.

[Ace]

Originally posted by CrvenBan
Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 mph, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour.

lol thats a good one

[TelC@t]

I have to drive fast so I can make a way for the cars behind me.

[Zeb Sent]

Heh

Cop: Do you have any idea how fast you were going?
Me: No..
Cop: 157
Me: =/
Cop: Do you have any idea how dangerous it is?
Me: Yes, I'm sorry, it was stupid and I won't do it again
Cop: I'm sorry but I have to report it, you're over the speedlimit by 70 km/h
Me: =/

Got my license revoked and a 250$ fine
Wasn't worth it, don't speed

[Dim]

Sorry officer, I was just coming back from the pub, My wife will moan at me if I'm too late, She says if I do that again no beer for a week.

[Jeansi]

My friend from school did 150 km/h on a 50 area with his motorcycle (a tuned "piikki, no idea what it is in english, but you can drive it when 17 years old over here), on a narrow sand road. Cops got him and they took away the card. He got big fines too and can't get a drivers license until he turns 21

[ZeUs!!]

I'm guessing thats a 125cc scooter in English

[Pearl Jam]

I hate the "=/" smiley (frowney?)

Originally posted by Zeb Sent
Heh

Cop: Do you have any idea how fast you were going?
Me: No..
Cop: 157
Me: =/
Cop: Do you have any idea how dangerous it is?
Me: Yes, I'm sorry, it was stupid and I won't do it again
Cop: I'm sorry but I have to report it, you're over the speedlimit by 70 km/h
Me: =/

Got my license revoked and a 250$ fine
Wasn't worth it, don't speed

When I see the "=/" in his conversation, I picture someone replying to the policemen by holding up a sign with a big "=/" on it.

At that point the cop should feel obligated to use the teargas.

[Zeb Sent]

Nah I was just sitting there with a puppy face staring at the windshield and looking like my dad uses to hit me

[stuckup]

I just take the cop out back a rape him in the ass. They always seem to be nice after that... weird

[Troll King]

I flash him a little man-boob cleavage.

My deepest regrets to anyone whose inner eye got blinded by that image.