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Damn, tk, so you are the guy that flashed me one time.
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(RoboHelp)>Erathia is your worst nightmare, he has been twice removed from staff for massive corruption, yet has
(RoboHelp)>weaseled himself back on each time. If he begins to talk to you RUN, if you cannot run, close SS immediately and hide.
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I once told a cop that I did it to impress the girls I had in the car. He talked to the girls and let me off.I'd rather be SubSpacing.Comment
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Once I was stopped by the police for not stopping in front of a stop sign, but I had 2 girlfriends sitting in my car. I thought I would be given a fine, but the guy walked out of the car, saw 3 girls in my car, gave me a warning and walked away.
I am pretty sure if there were 3 guys in the car, I would be given a $60 fine
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Cop: Hey buddy, Do you realize you were speeding back there?
Guy:Oh? Im so sorry officer, Im a doctor and i was on my way to perform an important surgery.
Cop: A doctor huh? What kind of Doctor?
Guy: A proctologist
Cop: I see, aren't those the doctors who poke around in other peoples bums?
Guy: Yes. To be more specific I specialilze in anus enlargement.
Cop: Wow. How in the hell do you do that?
Guy: Well, First u stick a finger in, and then u stick two fingers in and stretch the anus. After a while u can fit three and four fingers up there which of course leads to the whole fist submersion. By the time im done, you have a 6 foot wide anus.
Cop: What in the name of Christ would you do with a 6 foot asshole?
Guy: Well, you'd put him on a bridge and give him a radar gun.$|_@Q\_/|=Comment
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