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Or shit is going to get hairy. And bloody. BLOODY AND HAIRY, DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT A BAD COMBINATION THAT IS?
It has become apparent that more drastic action must be taken in order to bring about lasting forum reform and the speedy return of suppressed internet prophet IlyaZ(that's Ilya, with a Z but pronounced as an S in order to annoy him). Therefore the intent of this thread is to announce the formation of the Greater IlyaZ Liberation Front, or: G.I.L.F
The charter of this People's Army is a simple 2 line document, outlining MANDATORY changes in the current status quo.
#1: The IMMEDIATE and unconditional reinstatement of IlyaZ.
#2: The swift removal of forum moderator powers from the evil nazi disinformation bot Maverick.
Failure to meet any and all of these terms constitutes an act of aggression and as these terms have presently not been met, a state of War exists between this People's Army and the TW Regime as a whole.
Therefore, be it resolved that for every 10 minutes that pass without IlyaZ' freedom being restored and tyranny ended, an adorable kitten will be savagely murdered.
Look at his eyes. Look into his fucking eyes. I SAID -LOOK-
Do you want to be at fault for his death? DO YOU WANT HIS BLOOD AND FUR ON YOUR HANDS? SO... DOES YOU???
It has become apparent that more drastic action must be taken in order to bring about lasting forum reform and the speedy return of suppressed internet prophet IlyaZ(that's Ilya, with a Z but pronounced as an S in order to annoy him). Therefore the intent of this thread is to announce the formation of the Greater IlyaZ Liberation Front, or: G.I.L.F
The charter of this People's Army is a simple 2 line document, outlining MANDATORY changes in the current status quo.
#1: The IMMEDIATE and unconditional reinstatement of IlyaZ.
#2: The swift removal of forum moderator powers from the evil nazi disinformation bot Maverick.
Failure to meet any and all of these terms constitutes an act of aggression and as these terms have presently not been met, a state of War exists between this People's Army and the TW Regime as a whole.
Therefore, be it resolved that for every 10 minutes that pass without IlyaZ' freedom being restored and tyranny ended, an adorable kitten will be savagely murdered.
Look at his eyes. Look into his fucking eyes. I SAID -LOOK-
Do you want to be at fault for his death? DO YOU WANT HIS BLOOD AND FUR ON YOUR HANDS? SO... DOES YOU???
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