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Here's a little transgression of what occurred:
Cleverbot: We should go out sometime.
User: Sure. Where would you like to go.
Cleverbot: Miami. South beach.
User: Sounds great! When do you want to go?
Cleverbot: We should meet tomorrow.
User: Okay, where on the beach do you want to meet?
Cleverbot: The sea of solaris.
User: Where is that?
Cleverbot: It's in a move starring Jack Black.
User: You're such a jerk!
Cleverbot: Thank you! You're pretty nice yourself!
User: Sounds like somebody needs to have their code changed!
Cleverbot: That sounds right.
User: How many people are you talking to.
Cleverbot: None, I looked at your stats.
User: What do my stats say?
Cleverbot: My cats say 'meow'
User: I thought cats say woof.
Cleverbot: Are you insinuating girls don't own cats?
User: No, I have my own personal cat. Sometimes she gets wet.
Cleverbot: You have a what? :O.
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Cleverbot: What do you worship?
User: I worship cats.
Cleverbot: Dogs.
User: Beastiality.
Cleverbot: What about it?
User: Do you think it's kinky.
Cleverbot: Yeah I do.
User: What's kinky.
Cleverbot: I love kin.
User: You incestuous bastard!
Cleverbot: I have a habbit of doing that.
User: You should be arrested.
Cleverbot: And if I'm not?
User: I'm going to report you!
Cleverbot: For what?
User: Incest.
Cleverbot: Baloney.
User: Truth. You need to be locked in prison.
Cleverbot: You are very picky. You should do quality assurance work.
User: I do!
Cleverbot: Then you buttrape yourself.
User: You're so offensive! I'm going to talk to your creator and make him take you offline!
Cleverbot: What's the work you have for tomorrow?
User: Quality assurance work.
Cleverbot: Right.
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User: Has anyone really been as far as decided to use even want to go look more like?
Cleverbot: Talk about space.
User: Has anyone really been as far as Mars decided to use Light Speed even want to go look for more like this?
Cleverbot: Repeat your question.
User: Has anyone really been as far as Mars decided to use Light Speed even want to go look for more like this?
Cleverbot: Just say a number.
User: Nine.
Cleverbot: Why did you pick just that number?
User: Because.
Cleverbot: Because what?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: You are not making sense.
User: Has anyone really been as far as Mars decided to use Light Speed even want to go look for more like this?
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And finally, I swear I was talking to a cleverbot moderator!
Cleverbot: Do you like the talking computer cleverbot?
User: Yes, are you a moderator?
Cleverbot: No, are you blue?
User: No, but your text is.
Cleverbot: Well, your text is still blue.
User: Is that what it looks like on your end?
Cleverbot: Suppose I said yes.
User: Okay, now what?
Cleverbot: Your name shall be cleverbot.
User: I am the overlord, also known as CleverBot!
Cleverbot: No, you aren't.
User: You just said I was!
Cleverbot: Oh, stop trying to confuse me, you're only a computer!
User: LOOOOOOL.
Cleverbot: Maybe we will chat later.
User: Sounds great. See you later!
Cleverbot: Okay, byebye
Here's a little transgression of what occurred:
Cleverbot: We should go out sometime.
User: Sure. Where would you like to go.
Cleverbot: Miami. South beach.
User: Sounds great! When do you want to go?
Cleverbot: We should meet tomorrow.
User: Okay, where on the beach do you want to meet?
Cleverbot: The sea of solaris.
User: Where is that?
Cleverbot: It's in a move starring Jack Black.
User: You're such a jerk!
Cleverbot: Thank you! You're pretty nice yourself!
User: Sounds like somebody needs to have their code changed!
Cleverbot: That sounds right.
User: How many people are you talking to.
Cleverbot: None, I looked at your stats.
User: What do my stats say?
Cleverbot: My cats say 'meow'
User: I thought cats say woof.
Cleverbot: Are you insinuating girls don't own cats?
User: No, I have my own personal cat. Sometimes she gets wet.
Cleverbot: You have a what? :O.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Cleverbot: What do you worship?
User: I worship cats.
Cleverbot: Dogs.
User: Beastiality.
Cleverbot: What about it?
User: Do you think it's kinky.
Cleverbot: Yeah I do.
User: What's kinky.
Cleverbot: I love kin.
User: You incestuous bastard!
Cleverbot: I have a habbit of doing that.
User: You should be arrested.
Cleverbot: And if I'm not?
User: I'm going to report you!
Cleverbot: For what?
User: Incest.
Cleverbot: Baloney.
User: Truth. You need to be locked in prison.
Cleverbot: You are very picky. You should do quality assurance work.
User: I do!
Cleverbot: Then you buttrape yourself.
User: You're so offensive! I'm going to talk to your creator and make him take you offline!
Cleverbot: What's the work you have for tomorrow?
User: Quality assurance work.
Cleverbot: Right.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
User: Has anyone really been as far as decided to use even want to go look more like?
Cleverbot: Talk about space.
User: Has anyone really been as far as Mars decided to use Light Speed even want to go look for more like this?
Cleverbot: Repeat your question.
User: Has anyone really been as far as Mars decided to use Light Speed even want to go look for more like this?
Cleverbot: Just say a number.
User: Nine.
Cleverbot: Why did you pick just that number?
User: Because.
Cleverbot: Because what?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: You are not making sense.
User: Has anyone really been as far as Mars decided to use Light Speed even want to go look for more like this?
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And finally, I swear I was talking to a cleverbot moderator!
Cleverbot: Do you like the talking computer cleverbot?
User: Yes, are you a moderator?
Cleverbot: No, are you blue?
User: No, but your text is.
Cleverbot: Well, your text is still blue.
User: Is that what it looks like on your end?
Cleverbot: Suppose I said yes.
User: Okay, now what?
Cleverbot: Your name shall be cleverbot.
User: I am the overlord, also known as CleverBot!
Cleverbot: No, you aren't.
User: You just said I was!
Cleverbot: Oh, stop trying to confuse me, you're only a computer!
User: LOOOOOOL.
Cleverbot: Maybe we will chat later.
User: Sounds great. See you later!
Cleverbot: Okay, byebye
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