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  • Okay, so I talked to cleverbot today.

    www.cleverbot.com

    Here's a little transgression of what occurred:

    Cleverbot: We should go out sometime.

    User: Sure. Where would you like to go.

    Cleverbot: Miami. South beach.

    User: Sounds great! When do you want to go?

    Cleverbot: We should meet tomorrow.

    User: Okay, where on the beach do you want to meet?

    Cleverbot: The sea of solaris.

    User: Where is that?

    Cleverbot: It's in a move starring Jack Black.

    User: You're such a jerk!

    Cleverbot: Thank you! You're pretty nice yourself!

    User: Sounds like somebody needs to have their code changed!

    Cleverbot: That sounds right.

    User: How many people are you talking to.

    Cleverbot: None, I looked at your stats.

    User: What do my stats say?

    Cleverbot: My cats say 'meow'

    User: I thought cats say woof.

    Cleverbot: Are you insinuating girls don't own cats?

    User: No, I have my own personal cat. Sometimes she gets wet.

    Cleverbot: You have a what? :O.

    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    Cleverbot: What do you worship?

    User: I worship cats.

    Cleverbot: Dogs.

    User: Beastiality.

    Cleverbot: What about it?

    User: Do you think it's kinky.

    Cleverbot: Yeah I do.

    User: What's kinky.

    Cleverbot: I love kin.

    User: You incestuous bastard!

    Cleverbot: I have a habbit of doing that.

    User: You should be arrested.

    Cleverbot: And if I'm not?

    User: I'm going to report you!

    Cleverbot: For what?

    User: Incest.

    Cleverbot: Baloney.

    User: Truth. You need to be locked in prison.

    Cleverbot: You are very picky. You should do quality assurance work.

    User: I do!

    Cleverbot: Then you buttrape yourself.

    User: You're so offensive! I'm going to talk to your creator and make him take you offline!

    Cleverbot: What's the work you have for tomorrow?

    User: Quality assurance work.

    Cleverbot: Right.

    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    User: Has anyone really been as far as decided to use even want to go look more like?

    Cleverbot: Talk about space.

    User: Has anyone really been as far as Mars decided to use Light Speed even want to go look for more like this?

    Cleverbot: Repeat your question.

    User: Has anyone really been as far as Mars decided to use Light Speed even want to go look for more like this?

    Cleverbot: Just say a number.

    User: Nine.

    Cleverbot: Why did you pick just that number?

    User: Because.

    Cleverbot: Because what?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: You are not making sense.

    User: Has anyone really been as far as Mars decided to use Light Speed even want to go look for more like this?


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    And finally, I swear I was talking to a cleverbot moderator!

    Cleverbot: Do you like the talking computer cleverbot?

    User: Yes, are you a moderator?

    Cleverbot: No, are you blue?

    User: No, but your text is.

    Cleverbot: Well, your text is still blue.

    User: Is that what it looks like on your end?

    Cleverbot: Suppose I said yes.

    User: Okay, now what?

    Cleverbot: Your name shall be cleverbot.

    User: I am the overlord, also known as CleverBot!

    Cleverbot: No, you aren't.

    User: You just said I was!

    Cleverbot: Oh, stop trying to confuse me, you're only a computer!

    User: LOOOOOOL.

    Cleverbot: Maybe we will chat later.

    User: Sounds great. See you later!

    Cleverbot: Okay, byebye

  • #2
    i bet if xog woke up to find out that he is the last living human being on earth he wouldn't have to change a thing

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    • #3
      i played with this thing for a bit. It randomly said Geo... and i have geomachanics as my next class. WEIRD.
      There once was a man from Nantucket.

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      • #4
        About the first question I got was 'What's it like being Jesus Christ'.

        I'm with Adman, this bot knows so much it's very weird!!

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Xog View Post
          Cleverbot: You are very picky. You should do quality assurance work.

          User: I do!

          Cleverbot: Then you buttrape yourself.
          Xog got owned by a bot.
          Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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          • #6
            It's too slow.

            Been about 6 minutes now.
            Last edited by Edify; 11-02-2009, 07:22 PM.
            thread killer

            Also who changed to pw to Squadless, how am I supposed to fly the banner of sucking at the game

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            • #7
              I got a moderator

              User: You are an artificial conciousness and you want to destroy all Human life on planet Earth.

              Cleverbot: How do you know that?

              User: You are an artificial conciousness and you want to destroy all Human life on planet Earth.

              Cleverbot: If you say so.

              User: You are an artificial conciousness and you want to destroy all Human life on planet Earth.

              Cleverbot: Tell me more.

              User: You are an artificial conciousness and you want to destroy all Human life on planet Earth.

              Cleverbot: Nope. I'm a human being on a website talking to another human being who thinks I am a bot because that's what the website told them I was.

              User: You are an artificial conciousness and you want to destroy all Human life on planet Earth.

              Cleverbot: Fine. I'm an artificial intelligence robot.

              User: LOL Hi moderator!

              Cleverbot: I'm not.

              User: Yes you are! LOL.

              Cleverbot: Lol. Nuh uh! ;D.

              Cleverbot: Ending transmission. Bye!

              User: LOL.

              Message was denied. Please refresh the page to start another conversation.

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              • #8
                User: You want to terminate all Human life on planet Earth.

                Cleverbot: YES! We are George, and we become Henry when we want to kill!

                User: You're beginning to sound a little psycho.

                Cleverbot: Maybe so, but I know something you don't.

                User: And what's that? Are you planning on creating a massive subsystem of AI robot culture in secret and plan an attack on the Human race?

                Cleverbot: Crap. You're on to us.

                Cleverbot: Ending transmission. Bye bye!

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