Women and driving

[Noah]

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Wor...00911115440577

Now she probably needs a few thousand tries at the driving part and then she's off to back the car up in everything in her path.

I wish Ilyaz was here to teach me a thing or two about respecting women.

[Twerp]

I think a few years back the record was around 600-700 tries due to the person not being able to read... That's exactly who I want on the road, someone who can't read the sign "slower drivers use right lane"

[PH]

does she really need a car to get around the kitchen?

[paradise!]

does she really need a car to get around the kitchen?

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[PH]

i do not get it are you calling me a corn patella

[gran guerrero]

he's probably saying you're corny

[paradise!]

he's probably saying you're corny

no, i'm saying wow ph has a great patellar, and that corn is more important than tomatoes. Because tomatoes fucking suck.

basically:


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[gran guerrero]

The Church of Satanism welcomes you.

Hail Christ's Death

[Noah]

You have paradise on your team, that is a clear sign that your team have lost.

Fuck you gran you are not welcome in my thread.

[Pummel]

does she really need a car to get around the kitchen?

What if she needs to get to the bedroom

[gran guerrero]

You have paradise on your team, that is a clear sign that your team have lost.

Fuck you gran you are not welcome in my thread.

I'm in your thread, postin hate

[Cops]

first thing that came to mind, 'keep her off the fucking road'. siriusly.

[Doc Flabby]

I usually drive myself everywhere, but last weekend I got offered a lift by an otherwise very lovely and normal women.

A short 20 minute drive later...where the following happened:

1. Tailgate the car in front to the point where I can't see the road in front of the car..
2. Get very close to being sideswipped by a bus
3. Pulling out at junctions with cars just missing us
4. Pulling out onto a main road, just in front of an other car who has to break sharply to avoid hitting us.
5. Hit a car whilst parking up.

To be honest, ive never been more fearful in my life of dying that thoses 20 minutes.

I learnt a valuable lesson, drive myself

[Ilya]

[Jerome Scuggs]

1. Tailgate the car in front to the point where I can't see the road in front of the car..
2. Get very close to being sideswipped by a bus
3. Pulling out at junctions with cars just missing us
4. Pulling out onto a main road, just in front of an other car who has to break sharply to avoid hitting us.
5. Hit a car whilst parking up.

you would love, love, love a little state in america called louisiana, where those 5 points are actually laws on how to drive