i have not been keeping up

[Fit of Rage]

I'm about to go to the grocery store, walk over to the produce section, and fucking take a huge bite of a tomato. It's going to be -delicious-.

[Jerome Scuggs]

earlier i had to go to the grocery store and buy a case of tomatoes for the store and then chop and slice them for like ten minutes.

[Summa]

mmmmmm

peanut butter and honey

[gran guerrero]

it's tomato

not tomatoe

you only add the e when you are making it plural

tomatoes

this is not one of those negotiable spelling situations

pronunciation, take your pick

spelling, no sir

i just ate a handful of cherry tomatoes

dipped 'em in sugar

next up i'm going to make some sauce for the pasta i have on the stove

and i drank two v8's today

suuuck it gran!

Ilya hates when I spell it that way too

and I could give two shits less how its spelt, to me its a toma's toes for all I care.

TOMATOE TOMATOE TOMATOE TOMATOE TOMATOE TOMATOE TOMATOE TOMATOE TOMATOE TOMATOE

[Noah]

Fuck your boat.

[Jason]

what if you woke up and your toes had become tomatoes?

kind of a kafka-esque situation

[Mr. 420]

Promato!!!!!

[gran guerrero]

Hey Hey, Ho Ho
Say no to the
TOMATOE

[Jason]

better be careful not to fall asleep gran

your head hits the pilllow

you're dreaming happily of a tomato free world

and then suddenly

blam! you're kidnapped bitch!

and this is the fate which awaits you

[gran guerrero]

When I was googling tomatoe images I saw that and considered making it into a motivational poster with the title HELL

I couldn't think of a subtext so I didn't do it

[paradise!]