Friday the 13th

[H.M.S. Stargazer]

So it's come and gone. Yet no one said anything. Shame on you all.

With that said, anyone have any interesting 'it must be friday the 13th' stories?

[Jones]

damn the church for killing those templars!

[Necromotic]

Lakers and Celtics lost their games today
Chris Paul gets an ankle injury
Pretty bad start for the Hornets overall

[Jack]

.Go Blazers.

[Jason]

absolutely hate friday the 13th

the jason jokes got old when i was 5

someone go ahead and make one

get it out of the way

[soup]

A man bought a new Mercedes to celebrate his wife leaving him and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive.

The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.

"There's no way they can catch a Mercedes," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100.....Then the reality of the situation hit him. "What am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.

The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car.

"It's been a long hard day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, I don't need the frustration or the overtime, so if you can give me a really good excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."

The guy thinks about it for a second and says, "Last week my nagging wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back!"

"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.

[Da1andonly]

jason can't join disoblige

terrible joke i know

you can

and in fact i want you to