git dat corn outa mah faceeeee

[Scurvy]

http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr....350YiBbmJfQ%3D

[Squeezer]

yep, this is where I'm going to drink.

I have a poetry portfolio due tomorrow. Share work here?

[paradise!]

yep, this is where I'm going to drink.

I have a poetry portfolio due tomorrow. Share work here?

i wrote you a poem

roses are red, violets are blue. shut the fuck up squeezer, i despise you.

In all seriousness, i am submitting this for my poetry final:



his name is squeezer
he breathes, why? i wonder
when genocidal's around, he's like a little guard dog
but seeing him post, he's as confused as xog
seeing him debate, it's like watching a baby calf stumble
i just keep laughing tho, hoping he'll crumble
He's stupid i tell ya, it's just the truth
i've told him that tho, he's just sooo uncouth
He's got the intellectual firepower of a well cooked tater tot
but when it comes to nonsense banter, he's got shit that on lock

when squeezer's around nothing's quiet
he's great at parties though, he's really a riot
i'm not insinuating anything positive really
if described in one word, he's a liability.



gg afk die in a fire you.

[Squeezer]

why did you bold well cooked? what is the significance?

[paradise!]

why did you bold well cooked? what is the significance?

i bolded it to give you a little credit, at least your well cooked. Better than raw.

take it or leave it.

[Squeezer]

i bolded it to give you a little credit, at least your well cooked. Better than raw.

take it or leave it.

you need better symbols. also your rhyme scheme and cadence are off.

you would get a bad grade tomorrow :turned:

and why the hell do you still talk to me? I'm putting you on ignore, because to be honest I've finally grown so tired of your lame attempts to troll that I don't want to read them anymore. You are the only person on the list, congrats!

[kthx]

Hes like a really bad me.

[paradise!]

i'm not trying to troll.

i'm posting my poetry final wtf.

squeezer putting me on ignore? it's a sad sad day

[project dragon]

Where are our tshirts

[Summa]

i changed my sig just for you paradise

[Summa]

I must admit that this is not entirely mine, but I did touch it up. This stemmed from a story my professor told and a conversation my friend and I had afterward.

Scene: Two cops, Maury and Jacks, in their squad car on a simple drive making small talk.

Maury: Hey Jacks, you heard who's runnin' for lieutenant?

Jacks: Naw, who?

Maruy: Frankie.

Jacks: Serious?

Maury: Yeah, looks like he has decided to stop fuckin' Ginny and start fuckin' us.

Jacks: Damn, you ever seen that bitch at the bar? The bar stool fuckin disappears. Wonder what it must be like to screw that. Must be like trying to screw a bean bag.

Maury: Nah man, I asked Frankie what it was like once. He said it ain't shit, she just says lie down and try and keep it up.

Jacks: Fuck that's even worse. Can you imagine a bean bag tryin to masturbate you?