HOUSTON...we have a problem!

[megaman89]

Annise Parker to be first openly gay mayor in city history.

http://www.examiner.com/x-15931-Chic...n-City-History


Kthx and money, what are your thoughts?

[Xog]

[Summa]

the fark headline for this was brilliant

"Houston becomes the first major US city to elect a lesbian mayor, proving that Texans can't get enough bush"

ZING

[kthx]

Geez, we have this huge fag population in an area called Montrose, the corner of Gaylord and Montrose is the gayest part of the city, anyways it is really gay to say the least.

[Jason]

small world

i'm from montrose

(pennsylvania that is)

and we're not gay up here

ridiculously white and conservative, actually

[gran guerrero]

It just goes to show you texas will have anything over a democrat

[megaman89]

small world

i'm from montrose

(pennsylvania that is)

and we're not gay up here

ridiculously white and conservative, actually

<---Hazleton

[megaman89]

Geez, we have this huge fag population in an area called Montrose, the corner of Gaylord and Montrose is the gayest part of the city, anyways it is really gay to say the least.

you plan your assassination yet?

[kthx]

rofl, I would rather have a dyke than a liberal, as someone else said earlier.

[PaulOakenfold]

RaySmuckles posted:

Right now the Republican Party is like the Zords forming the Megazord. Sure they're hella vulnerable, and everyone is shouting at the tv "GO KILL THEM NOW! LOOK THEY'RE INCAPABLE OF FIGHTING BACK!" but for some reason those badass giant monsters they're fighting (democrats!!! *shakes fist in fury*) are too incompetent to strike during their golden opportunity. And as time goes on something in international or domestic news is going to happen and the republicans are going to get their proverbial Power Sword and take back the Angel Grove (the government) and everyone is going to forget that the Megazord destroyed half of the city in the process (seriously, is Angel Grove full of abandoned sky scrappers? Because if not their must of been some serious collateral damage). Rita (obama) is gonna be pissed.

[Jason]

<---Hazleton

northeast pa, represent.

i'm finally moving to the greater philly area. just signed a lease for a one bedroom in phoenixville. moving in sometime in january. i have to wait and see how the timing works out with a new job.

[Cops]

what an awesome writer;

they don't really count since neither state has ever prided themselves on being a bunch of homophobic racists hellbent on seceding from the God-awful Union of sin called America